What's On Tonight (Monday): Honey, more than our names got changed ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the Academy of Country Music Honors, FOX's replacement for what would have been the Emmy Awards. The honorees include the late K.T. Oslin, and show of hands, who else is disappointed that Amy Schumer's "'80s Ladies" isn't about K.T.'s song?

While we say "I do" and we sign "I don't" and we swear we'll never do that again, let's see what else TV has to offer us for Monday, Sept. 18. All times are EST.

STREAMING

Superpower, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. Premiere. “Sean Penn heads to Ukraine to learn more about comedic-actor turned president, Volodymyr Zelensky.”

Neighbours, 2:01 a.m., Freevee/Prime/Network 10. Premiere. Revival of the Australian soap opera, with new episodes being released daily, Monday-Thursday. “It’s time to return to Ramsay Street!”

Mrs. Sidhu Investigates, 3:01 a.m., Acorn TV. Premiere. “Ripped.” “Mrs Sidhu(Meera Syal)’s first day catering for a high-end health club takes a morbid turn when two dead bodies are found in the spa. After her niece becomes the prime suspect, Mrs Sidhu starts her own investigation, bringing her into conflict with DCI Burton (Craig Parkinson).”

The Chelsea Detective, 3:01 a.m., Acorn TV. Second season finale. “A Crime of Passion.” “Jack Felton (Oil Higginson), the charming owner of a fruit and vegetable delivery company, is found stabbed at home in what looks like a frenzied attack. The detectives must unravel romantic jealousies, family conflicts, and business rivalries to nab the killer.”

Futurama, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. “The Prince and the Product.” “The crew members are reborn as toys.”

I've decided to wait on the return of Talkin' 'Bout Talk. Thank you.

Courtesy YouTube.

PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

Monday Night Football, 7 p.m., ESPN/ESPN2. New Orleans Saints vs. Carolina Panthers.

PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Fall, 7:10 p.m., Starz.

CBGB, 7:12 p.m., StarzEncore.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, 7:15 p.m., TNT.

The Proposal, 7:30 p.m., FX.

Pretty Woman, 7:50 p.m., FXM.

Courtesy YouTube.

8 and 9 P.M.

Academy of Country Music Honors, 8 p.m., FOX. 2 hours. “Celebrating special honorees Clint Black, Kane Brown, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Tim McGraw, K.T. Olin, Chris Stapleton and more. Carly Pearce hosts. Scheduled performers include BRELAND, Brandy Clark, Jordan Davis, Chris Janson and Lady A.” Next week, Kitchen Nightmares and Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test return.

Monday Night Football, 8 p.m., ABC. Cleveland Browns vs. Pittsburgh Steelers.

American Ninja Warrior, 8 p.m., NBC. 2 hours. “ANW Couple’s Special.” “Ninja couples compete relay-style on an extreme obstacle course in teams of two with one being crowned the next American Ninja Warrior Couples Champion.” Next week, The Voice returns.

Son of a Critch, 8 p.m., The CW. “Misty.” “The Critch men are left to their own devices after Mary is hospitalized for a minor procedure. Mark has trouble balancing the household chores and accidentally gives Pops the wrong pills.”

Run the Burbs, 8:30 p.m., The CW. “Raccoon Fever.” “A group of raccoons distracts Andrew from his school work. Camille and Barb team up to catch a graffiti bandit. Ramesh struggles to understand Khia’s connection to Pride.”

Children Ruin Everything, 9 p.m., The CW. “Friends.” “With James planning to meet friends to do their yearly fantasy baseball draft, Astrid cannot shake the feeling that parental duties have eaten away at her old friendships and jumps at the chance for adult interaction.”

Movie Night!

Road House, 8 p.m., Showtime Extreme.

The Fugitive, 8 p.m., Pop.

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, 8:20 p.m., Freeform.

Hollow Man, 9:30 p.m., Syfy.

Walk the Line, 9:35 p.m., HBO2.

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10 P.M. (Next week, The Irrational premieres.)

POV, PBS. “Bulls and Saints.” “An undocumented family decides to return home after 20 years of living in the U.S.”

American Dad, TBS. “Don’t You Be My Neighbor.” "The Smiths get new neighbors. Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day."

Breeders, FX. 34 minutes. “No Matter What, Part I.” “As Paul and Ally try to help Luke, who is struggling with being both a dad and a student, they find they have very different ideas about the best way forward. Jackie’s condition is becoming more noticeable. Jim is determined to help out.”

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Joe Garagiola, Dennis Wolfberg and Lisa Jane Persky are the guests on this Sept. 16, 1987, episode.

Movie Night!

Joe Dirt, TruTV.

First Sunday, VH1.

School Ties, 10:15 p.m., The Movie Channel.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, 10:35 p.m., Paramount.

Beautiful Creatures, 10:57 p.m., HBO Family.

LATE NIGHT PICK!

The Final Conflict, 1:19 a.m., Cinemax.

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, TV Everyday, Google.