Tuesday, May 30, 2023

What's On Tonight (Wednesday): Smells like potential

Ted Lasso

The only thing we have to fear is not getting Top Pick! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, May 31!

Our Top Pick tonight is possible series finale — and first time in the top spot — of Ted Lasso (Apple TV+, midnight). Making a TV show out of commercial characters didn't work for Cavemen, but it did for Ted Lasso. The immensely positive Kansas coach goes to England to coach Richmond as we watch many lives unravel in various ways within the world of football. I don't think this third season has been incredibly successful in most of its goals, but it remains entertaining. A happy ending for all seems clear, too. The big question is... will this Ted Lasso episode actually end? Or is the runtime ∞? Because that's the pattern runtimes this season have been building.

ElsewhereNancy Drew begins the farewell tour, cast and crew talk regrets about American Gladiators, Greg Davies Cleans, Sistas still exists, a divorce party is PlatonicRiverdale suspects Ray Bradbury, FDR leads the country through war, Dave loves Rachel McAdams, and Nora from Queens is in Iceland.

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)

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🍽️ Feed Me (Afternoon): A recipe for discussion and to talk about what you're doing in your kitchen.

πŸ’² Jeopardy! Recap (Afternoon): The daily recap of the day's Jeopardy! episode.

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

Class of '09 (FX on Hulu, midnight): Past: The Class of '09 grapple with the complex history of the Bureau, Tayo meets the love of his life. Present: We see how his dreams of making amends are threatening that love story. Future: The Class of '09 finally confront each other.

The Cleaner (BritBox, 3 a.m.): SEASON TWO. Season 2 arrives of this comedy starring Greg Davies as a man who cleans up crime scenes.

The Clearing (Hulu, midnight): Police raid Blackmarsh to rescue the children. Wayne tells Freya that their daughter might have run away.

High Desert (Apple TV, midnight): Peggy and Denny try a shocking new strategy with Guru Bob, and an unexpected clue appears.

Platonic (Apple TV, midnight): Sylvia throws a divorce party for Will to cheer him up, but it gets out of hand when his rowdy friends try to take control of the night.

Saint X (Hulu, midnight): SEASON FINALE. Emily learns the truth from Clive. All is revealed about what actually happened that fateful night on Faraway Cay.✔️

⭐ Ted Lasso (Apple TV+, midnight): SEASON (SERIES?) FINALE. "AFC Richmond plays its final match of the season."

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Drag Me to Dinner (Hulu, midnight): Season 1
The Family Stallone (Paramount+, 3 a.m.): 
Nick News (Nickelodeon, 7 p.m.)
πŸ’² Split Second (GSN, 7:30 p.m.)
The Ultimatum: Queer Love (Netflix, 3 a.m.)
Saint X (via Giphy)

πŸ•— 8 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•– 7 P.M. CENTRAL

FDR (History): SERIES FINALE. The net's big Memorial Day docudrama comes to an end. "Franklin rallies the industrial might of the nation and leads the Allied forces through the darkest days of the war."

Nancy Drew (The CW): SEASON PREMIERE. Nancy launches a new investigation to find a group of missing bodies from Horseshoe Bay's cemetery that have been dug up and stolen... or risen. Nancy struggles with yearning for Ace, the man she loves.✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (TBS)
Expedition Unknown (Discovery Channel)
Houses with History (HGTV)
Married at First Sight (Lifetime | Lifetime website/app, tomorrow)
MasterChef (Fox | Hulu, tomorrow)
Scripps National Spelling Bee Semi-Finals (Ion)
Nancy Drew (via NancyDrewGifs)

πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•— 8 P.M. CENTRAL

The American Gladiators Documentary, Part 2 (30 for 30) (ESPN): From 1989 to 1996, American Gladiators was one of the most popular syndicated programs in television. Every week, "amateur" contestants would go up against a cast of "professional" gladiators in a range of physical competitions that were popular but also earned considerable criticism. The show's cast and crew look back on it all, with their memories complicated by regret over what it did to many of the gladiators’ lives.

Riverdale (The CW | The CW App, tomorrow): Jughead and Tabitha team up to investigate a mystery involving Ray Bradbury and hopefully they get to sing "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury." Also, Cheryl asks Toni if she can attend an afterschool book club with her and other Black students.

Sistas (BET): SEASON PREMIERE. Danni wallows in self-pity until an encounter with Preston threatens to send her off the deep end.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Dr. Pimple Popper (TLC | Discovery+, tomorrow)
Gordon Ramsey's Food Stars (Fox | Hulu, tomorrow)✔️
Made from Scratch (Fuse)
Vanderpump Rules (Bravo | Peacock, tomorrow)
Gordon Ramsey (via Giphy)

πŸ•™ 10 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. CENTRAL

Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Nora turns to her Icelandic crystal in her time of need while upstate to buy her dream car. Wally makes a grand gesture in hopes of winning Brenda back.

Dave (FXX | Hulu, tomorrow): SEASON FINALE. Dave's quest for love reaches a conclusion, and it definitely involves Rachel McAdams.

Mayans M.C. (FX | Hulu, tomorrow): "Determined to reclaim the pipeline, the M.C. begins a new trade."

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Crack Addicts (TLC | Discovery+, tomorrow)
First Wives Club (BET, 10:30 p.m.): Linear season premiere✔️
Ghost Adventures (Discovery Channel & Max): Season premiere
I Survived a Crime (A&E): Season premiere
We Need to Talk About America (Fuse)

πŸ’€πŸ˜΄ LATE NIGHT πŸ˜΄πŸ’€

πŸ“Ί Murphy Brown (Rewind TV, 11 p.m.): Kay helps Murphy keep her breast cancer story out of the tabloid news.
First Wives Club (via Giphy)

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Key SourcesThe Futon CriticIMDbTV PassportZap2it
⭐: Top Pick
πŸ’²: Game show
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included

Happy watching, everyone!

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