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| Asterix & Obelix: The Middle Kingdom |
I am not terribly familiar with Asterix & Obelix. I know it's a French comic book series that started back in the 50's and there have been several French films based on it, most of which were animated. Mostly I know of it because it is referenced fairly regularly on the Blank Check podcast, so I figured I'd give the most recent film a shot.
Top Pick
⭐๐ฅ Asterix & Obelix: The Middle Kingdom (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Gallic heroes and forever friends Asterix and Obelix journey to China to help Princess Sa See save the Empress and her land from a nefarious prince.'
Elsewhere...
PREMIERES
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| Primo |
๐ Primo (Freevee, 12:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'A coming-of-age, single-camera comedy, inspired by Shea Serrano's life growing up in San Antonio, TX. It follows Rafa Gonzales, a wide-eyed 16-year-old being raised by his clever mother, Drea, and his five overbearing uncles (Rollie, Mike, Ryan, Jay, and Mondo) as they live their lives on the southside of San Antonio.'
๐ฅ White Men Can't Jump (Hulu, 12:01 AM) 'In this modern remix of the iconic film, seemingly opposite street hoopers, Jeremy, an injury prone former star, and Kamal, a has-been prodigy, team up to take one final shot at living out their dreams.'
๐ Spy / Master (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Set during the height of the Cold War and covers a week in the life of fictional character Victor Godeanu, the right-hand man and closest advisor to Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceauศescu. However, Godeanu is also a secret agent for the KGB and must escape Romania and Ceauศescu before his cover is blown.'
๐ฅ Kathal - A Jackfruit Mystery (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'When two prized jackfruits disappear from a politician's garden, a spirited cop's investigation takes an unexpected turn as she digs for the truth.'
๐ Muted (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Sergio hasn't spoken since he murdered his parents six years ago. Now, a psychiatrist aims to uncover what happened through a twisted investigation.'
๐ฅ A Thousand and One (Peacock) STREAMING PREMIERE. 'Follows unapologetic and free-spirited Inez, who kidnaps six-year-old Terry from the foster care system. Holding onto their secret and each other, mother and son set out to reclaim their sense of home, identity, and stability, in a rapidly changing New York City.'
๐ฅ Consecration (Shudder, 3:01 AM) 'After the suspicious death of her brother, a priest, Grace (Jena Malone) goes to the Mount Saviour Convent in Scotland to find out what really happened. Once there, she uncovers murder, sacrilege and a disturbing truth about her own past.'
๐ฅ The Getback (Tubi, 3:01 AM) 'A bounty hunter finally captures a dangerous criminal, but the two must eventually work together to evade the crooked cops and trained mercenaries trying to kill them both.'
๐ฅ Hannah Swenson Mysteries: Carrot Cake Murder (HMN, 9:00 PM) 'Hannah Swensen, everyone’s favorite crime-solving baker, is back on the case when the discovery of a skeleton in an old building sparks a murder investigation.'
๐ The Secrets of Hillsong (FX, 10:00 PM) LIMITED SERIES. 'A four-part documentary series based on the explosive original reporting on the megachurch's scandals by Vanity Fair journalists Alex French and Dan Adler.'
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| The Secrets of Hillsong |
RETURNING SHOWS
๐ Stillwater (Apple, 12:01 AM) SEASON THREE.
๐ Letterkenny (Hulu, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION.
๐ Selling Sunset (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON SIX.
๐ Young, Famous & African (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO.
๐ Belle Collective (OWN, 8:00 PM)
STREAMING
๐ Citadel (Amazon, 12:01 AM)
๐ The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (Amazon, 12:01 AM)
๐ฆ Big Beasts(Apple, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE.
๐ฅ City on Fire (Apple. 12:01 AM) "Land of a Thousand Dances"
๐ท Drops of God (Apple, 12:01 AM)
๐ The Last Thing He Told Me (Apple, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE
๐ Silo (Apple, 12:01 AM)
⚖ Judy Justice (Freevee, 12:01 AM)
๐ Who's Talking to Chris Wallace (HBO Max, 3:01 AM)
๐ RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (Paramount, 3:01 AM)
๐ RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Untucked (Paramount, 3:01 AM)
๐ฎ♂️ Cops (Fox Nation, 6:00 PM)
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| A Thousand and One |
SPORTSBALL TODAY/TONIGHT
๐️♂️ 2023 PGA Championship: Second Round (ESPN, 1:00 PM)
๐️♀️ Ladies Euro Tour Golf: Aramco Team Series - Florida, Day 1 (Golf, 4:00 PM)
๐ฅ College Softball: NCAA Tournament: Notre Dame vs. Oregon (ESPN2, 5:00 PM)
๐ฅ College Softball: NCAA Tournament: Hofstra at Oklahoma (ESPNU, 5:00 PM)
⚾ Friday Night Baseball: Baltimore Orioles at Toronto Blue Jays (Apple, 7:00 PM)
⚾ Friday Night Baseball: Seattle Mariners at Atlanta Braves (Apple, 7:00 PM)
๐ฅ College Softball: NCAA Tournament: UCF vs. South Carolina (ESPN2, 7:00 PM)
๐ฅ College Softball: NCAA Tournament: Nebraska vs. Wichita State (ESPNU, 7:00 PM)
๐ NHL Hockey: Dallas Stars at Vegas Golden Knights (ESPN, 8:30 PM)
๐ NBA Basketball: Miami Heat at Boston Celtics (TNT, 8:30 PM)
๐ฎ PBR Bull Riding (CBSSN, 9:00 PM)
๐ฅ College Softball: NCAA Tournament: Long Beach State at Stanford (ESPNU, 9:00 PM)
๐ WNBA Basketball: Phoenix Mercury at Los Angeles Sparks (ESPN, 11:00 PM)
๐ฅ College Softball: NCAA Tournament: San Diego State vs. Liberty (ESPNU, 11:00 PM)
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| Consecration |
MIDNIGHT
๐ฆ Unicorn: Warriors Eternal (Adult Swim, 12:00 AM) 'An evil foe traps Unicorn aboard an ancient ship where the specter of a vanquished crew encompasses their doom.'
EARLY PRIMETIME
๐ The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 5:00 PM)
๐คผ♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 6:30 PM)
๐ฒ Split Second (GSN, 7:30 PM)
๐ 8:00 EASTERN / ๐ 7:00 CENTRAL
๐ฆ Shark Tank (ABC, 8:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. 'Pitches include a social media star's board game, HBCU collegiate fashion designs, a wardrobe accessory and an innovative eyewear design.'
๐ฎ♂️ S.W.A.T. (CBS, 8:00 PM) SERIES FINALE. SEASON FINALE. 'The team works with the DEA to stop a ruthless cartel boss waging war on the streets of Los Angeles as he exacts revenge on those who killed his son.'
๐ Power Book II: Ghost (Starz, 8:00 PM) 'Tariq scrambles to get ahead of information that could incriminate the drug organization and jeopardize his family's safety; the feds double down and set their sights on a new target to aid their investigation.'
๐ WWE's Friday Night Smackdown (Fox, 8:00 PM)
๐ Belle Collective (OWN, 8:00 PM)
๐ฎ♂️ On Patrol: First Shift (Reelz, 8:00 PM)
๐ Couples Therapy (Showtime, 8:00 PM)
๐ฅ Fire Country (CBS, 9:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. 'The station 42 and third rock crews face a daring rescue when a massive mudslide tears through Edgewater; Bode's freedom is on the line at his parole hearing.'
๐ญ Great Performances (PBS, 9:00 PM) 'A performance of "Richard III" from the Public Theater's Free Shakespeare in the Park features Danai Gurira in the title role; filmed at Central Park's Delacorte Theater.'
๐ด Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food, 9:00 PM) 'Guy Fieri tries standout seafood at an old ice cream shop in Tybee Island, Ga., and culinary comfort food in Savannah, Ga.; in Boise, Idaho, a taco spot gets creative with their carnitas.'
๐ Whose Line is it Anyway? (CW, 9:00 PM)
๐ Dateline NBC (NBC, 9:00 PM)
๐ฐ Gold Rush: Parker's Trail (Discovery Channel, 9:00 PM)
๐ 100 Day Dream Home (HGTV, 9:00 PM)
๐ฝ The Unexplained (History, 9:00 PM)
๐ฅ Hannah Swenson Mysteries: Carrot Cake Murder (HMN, 9:00 PM)
๐ Put a Ring on It (OWN, 9:00 PM)
๐ The Real Murders of Atlanta (Oxygen, 9:00 PM)
๐ฎ♂️ On Patrol: Live (Reelz, 9:00 PM)
๐ฅ The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs (Shudder, 9:00 PM) SPRING FINALE.
๐คฎ Mama June: From Not to Hot (WE, 9:00 PM)
๐ 20/20 (ABC, 9:01 PM)
๐ Blindspotting (Starz, 9:01 PM)
๐ The Great American Joke Off (CW, 9:30 PM)
White Men Can't Jump
๐ฎ♂️ Blue Bloods (CBS, 10:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. 'Danny and Baez team up with Danny's old partner to find a copycat killer emulating a criminal's murders from a previous case; Frank and Mayor Chase battle over how best to handle the city's rising homeless population.'
๐ฐ Gold Rush: White Water (Discovery Channel, 10:02 PM) 'Dakota Fred returns to find the crew pushing themselves too far.'
LATE NIGHT
๐ The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'Actors Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell; TV personality Padma Lakshmi.'
๐ Late Night with Seth Myers (NBC, 12:37 PM) 'Actress Amy Poehler; singer-songwriter Lucinda Williams; Anup Sastry sits in with the 8G Band.
๐ Black Lady Sketch Show (HBO, 11:00 PM) SEASON FINALE.
๐ Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM)
๐ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM)
๐ Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM)
๐ The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 AM)
Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO BINGE
The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); Law & Order (Pop, 6:00 AM - 8:00 PM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 7:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); Parks and Recreation (Comedy Central, 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM); Living Single (TVOne, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 2:00 AM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 1:00 AM); Seinfeld (Comedy Central, 2:00 - 6:00 PM); Family Ties (Antenna, 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM); One Day at a Time (Antenna, 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 6:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Three's Company (Antenna, 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 8:00 PM -9:00 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:05 PM); Barney Miller (Antennae, 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM); King of Queens (TV Land, 11:05 PM - 2:00 AM); Designing Women (Antenna, 11:30 PM); Becker (Antenna, 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM); Wings (Antennae, 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM); Alice (Antenna, 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM); Benson (Antenna, 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM); Mom (TV Land,3:10 AM - 4:50 AM)
๐บ Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Actress Suzanne Pleshette; puppeteer Jim Henson; actor Bobby Kosser; private detective Hal Lipset.'
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| Spy / Master |
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com
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๐บ: Throwback
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