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| Wellmania |
I'm not fat, I'm big boned! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, March 29!
Our Top Pick tonight is the new Aussie comedy Wellmania (Netflix, 3 a.m.). It stars Celeste Barber as a food blogger who must reevaluate her wild style life after a health scare. I'm not sure the rest of the regular cast will be familiar to American audiences, but Miranda Otto has a recurring role.
Elsewhere, Riverdale goes back to time, Deerfield discovers a Door Prize, the Bad Batch rescue their old teammate, Ted Lasso is in for a team change, spring break comes to South Park, Digman goes to Venice, True Lies must stop war, New York City has an Emergency, and the Flash dreams of alternative lives.
Elsewhere, Riverdale goes back to time, Deerfield discovers a Door Prize, the Bad Batch rescue their old teammate, Ted Lasso is in for a team change, spring break comes to South Park, Digman goes to Venice, True Lies must stop war, New York City has an Emergency, and the Flash dreams of alternative lives.
(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)
STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
Abominable and the Invisible City (Hulu, midnight / Peacock, 3 a.m.): SEASON TWO. Yi, Jin, and Peng's world is changed forever when the public discovers the existence of magical creatures. With the help of Everest, the friends form a "Creature Brigade" to help the mystical beings find a safe haven while protecting them from prying eyes.
The Big Door Prize (Apple TV+, midnight): SERIES PREMIERE. The residents of a small town called Deerfield discover a magical, destiny-predicting machine in their grocery store.✔️
The Mandalorian (Disney+, 3 a.m.): Last week, we had a story that remembered Grogu is still on this show. In "Chapter 21," he might go back to the background.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Disney+, 3 a.m.): SEASON FINALE. The Batch has gotten Crosshair's distress signal as it sounds like he has defected. Of course they will attempt to rescue him... even if it could be a trap.
Ted Lasso (Apple TV+, midnight): Richmond adjusts to an exciting change, but Jamie has reservations. Ted learns there's something new going on back in Kansas as well.
⭐ Wellmania (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SEASON ONE. "Liv (Celeste Barber), a human tornado, is forced to rethink her live fast die young philosophy after a major health scare. She throws herself into a wellness journey, trying everything she can to reclaim her old life."
Wu-Tang: An American Saga (Hulu, midnight): "After the Smoke Is Clear"
WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Challenge: World Championship (Paramount +, 3 a.m. / MTV, 8 p.m.)
Emergency: NYC (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Season 1
💲 Master Minds (GSN, 6 p.m.)
Nick News (Nickelodeon, 7 p.m.)
💲 People Puzzler (GSN, 6:30 p.m.)
💲 Switch (GSN, 7 p.m.)
🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Chicago Med (NBC): A documentary crew takes over the hospital.
The Flash (The CW): Iris and Nia fall into a fever dream and explore different possibilities for their lives. Barry, Chester, Allegra, and Cecile desperately try to help them. Khione feels that Mark is trying to make her something she is not.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (TBS)
Married at First Sight (Lifetime)
The Masked Singer (Fox)
Moonshiners (Discovery Channel)
Property Brothers: Forever Home (HGTV)
Survivor (CBS)
🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
Assisted Living (BET, 9:30 p.m.): When an old white woman moves into Pleasant Days, her Karen behavior throws everyone for a loop. Reginald fears an escaped convict he put in prison has plans to take revenge.
Chicago Fire (NBC): A classic firetruck model takes over the fire station.
House of Payne (BET): The family has trouble adjusting to Jazmine's new found independence. Miranda gets an offer that Calvin would like for her to refuse.
Riverdale (The CW): SEASON PREMIERE. After coming together to stop Bailey's comet, the gang finds themselves transported back to a simpler time -- Riverdale 1955. Archie attempts to impress the new girl Veronica. Toni, Tabitha, and Betty take a stand against Principal Featherhead.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Farmer Takes a Wife (Fox)
💲 Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network)
Live from the Artists Den (AXS TV): Cage the Elephant
Pawn Stars (History)
Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)
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| Riverdale (via Reddit) |
🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
The Ark (Syfy): After an unpopular decision, discord gives way to deadly mutiny in which loyalties are tested.
Chicago P.D. (NBC): As the team investigates a convenience store robbery, the evidence leads them to an unusual pair of suspects, revealing a dark personal drama and another potential victim.
Digman! (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Rip, Saltine, and Swooper travel to Venice to look for a historical batch of confetti, but find themselves embroiled in a mystery involving secret organizations, curses, gondoliers, and the knife Brutus used to kill Caesar.
A Million Little Things (ABC): Secrets are revealed when Katherine meets Greta's parents. Maggie returns to unexpected changes at her workplace. Rome and Omar reluctantly come together to make an important decision.
Snowfall (FX): Teddy and Franklin close in on each other. Gustavo runs out of time.
South Park (Comedy Central): SEASON FINALE. Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.✔️
True Lies (CBS): The Omega Sector team must track down a dangerous hacker with missile codes that could cause war to break out in the Middle East if they fall into the wrong hands.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
AEW: All Access (TBS): Series premiere
CMT Storytellers (CMT): Dierks Bentley
The Future with Hannah Fry (Bloomberg, 10:30 p.m.): Rewilding
Like a Girl (Fuse): April Ross; series premiere
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| South Park (via GifDB) |
💤😴 LATE NIGHT 😴💤
📺 Designing Women (Antenna TV, 11 p.m.): Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.
Tooning Out the News (Comedy Central, 11:35 p.m.): A cast of animated characters, led by anchor James Smartwood, parody top news stories and interview real-world guests, newsmakers and analysts.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Daily Show hosted by John Leguizamo (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Princess Nokia
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Jason Bateman, Ali Wong, Stray Kids✔️
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Chris Pine, Hugh Grant, Jimmie Allen
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Adam Scott, Jeff Tweedy, Wilco
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Taron Egerton, Jay Chandrasekhar
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Adam Scott, Jeff Tweedy, Wilco
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Taron Egerton, Jay Chandrasekhar
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Kevin Bacon, Jay Pharoah, Coco Jones
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| Ali Wong (via Giphy) |
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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; TV Passport; Zap2it
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Happy watching, everyone!
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