Sunday, January 8, 2023

What's On Tonight (Monday): Oh, man, I keep getting Alerts, it's totally annoying ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the timeslot premiere of Alert: Missing Persons Unit, which I will probably never refer to by its full title ever again. Sorry, Scott Caan. Unlike What's On Tonight readers, you can't have it all.


Here's what TV has to offer us for Monday, Jan. 9. All times are EST.


STREAMING
Koala Man, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Series premiere. "Follows middle-aged dad Kevin (voice of creator and co-executive producer Michael Cusack) and his titular not-so-secret identity, whose only superpower is a burning passion for following rules and snuffing out petty crime in the town of Dapto. Though it may seem like any other Australian suburb, forces of evil both cosmic and man-made lie in wait to pounce on unsuspecting Daptonians. On a quest to clean up his hometown, and often roping his frustrated family into his adventures, Koala Man stands at the ready. He'll do whatever it takes to defeat villainous masterminds, supernatural horrors, or worse: jerks who don't take their rubbish bins down on the proper days." Guest voices include Hugh Jackman, Jemaine Clement and Hugo Weaving.


TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK
Good Morning America/GMA3, 7 a.m., ABC. Prince Harry (Spare), former Rep. Gabby Giffords and Sen. Mark Kelly, D-Ariz., speaking about gun violence prevention, Rosie Perez (Your Honor), co-authors Rev. Wheeler Parker Jr. and Christopher Benson (A Few Days Full of Trouble) and Tasha Cobbs Leonard (Hymns). Later, more of Michael Strahan's interview with Prince Harry, personal finance columnist Michelle Singletary and another performance from Tasha Cobbs Leonard.

The Talk, 2 p.m., CBS. Chris O'Donnell, Vanessa Lachey, Sean Murray, Wilmer Valderrama and Katrina Law promote tonight's three-hour NCIS crossover event, which almost scored tonight's Top Pick honor.

The Jennifer Hudson Show, times and stations vary. Mario Lopez (On with Mario Lopez and Too Hot to Handle) and Todrick Hall (Battle of the Bling and his new album, Jim).

Sherri, times and stations vary. Comedian-actress Judy Gold and mental health expert Jay Barnett.

The Steve Wilkos Show, times and stations vary. "I Have Audio of You Sneaking a Guy in the House!" and "We Left Our Spouses for Each Other ... But I Think I'm Being Cheated On!"


Courtesy YouTube.


PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS
College Basketball, 7 p.m., CBS Sports Network. Colgate at Army.
CFP National Championship, 7:30 p.m., ESPN/ESPN2/ESPNews/ESPNU. TCU vs. Georgia.
NBA Basketball, 7:30 p.m., NBA TV. Chicago Bulls vs. Boston Celtics.


PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES
Harriet, 7 p.m., HBO Family.
Fast Five, 7 p.m., Syfy.
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, 7:02 p.m., MoreMax.
Tammy, 7:20 p.m., HBO Signature.
Shooter, 7:50 p.m., Showtime Extreme.


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8 P.M. (ABC and The CW are airing reruns.)
NCIS, CBS. "Too Many Cooks." "NCIS agents from Washington, D.C., Los Angeles and Hawaii, in D.C. to attend the retirement party of a beloved Federal Law Enforcement Training Center professor, find themselves investigating his shocking suicide."

Fantasy Island, FOX. "Hurricane Helene" and "The Bachelor Party." "In the wake of her mother's passing, Helene (Alexa Mansour) visits the island in search of her biological father. Roarke and Javier (John Gabriel Rodriguez) grow closer. Ruby gives herself a spiritual cleanse with a bonfire and a night swim, where she encounters an old friend." Guests also include Frankie J. Alvarez, Jai Rodriguez and Izzy Diaz.

America's Got Talent: All-Stars, NBC. 120 mins. "Auditions 2." "Auditions continue as winners, finalists, favorites and viral sensations audition for the chance to win the title of AGT All-Star. One act is given a Golden Buzzer and earns a spot in the finals. Superfans vote on one act to move to the finals."

Antiques Roadshow, PBS. "Fioli Hour 2." "A Cartier platinum diamond and onyx brooch. A Pennsylvania firefighter's helmet. A Carrie Bethel basket."

Movie Night!
Girls Trip, FX. Encore at 10:30 p.m.
Panama, Showcase.
I Want to Live!, TCM.
Clear and Present Danger, Pop.
Lying and Stealing, 8:06 p.m., Starz.


9 P.M.
Alert, FOX. "Hugo." "The team investigates when a woman runs down a man and forces him to get in her car at gunpoint. More information about Keith's kidnapper comes to light."

NCIS: Hawai'i, CBS. "Deep Fake." "Tennant, Jimmy Palmer and Sam Hanna find themselves captured with a woman who claims to be a CIA agent demanding intel from the team."

Movie Night!
Stardust, 9:06 p.m., HBO Family.
Us, 9:10 p.m., FXM.
Vice, 9:30 p.m., AMC.
Coming to America, 9:40 p.m., Cinemax.
An American Werewolf in London, 9:40 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtreme.


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10 P.M.
Quantum Leap, NBC. "Paging Dr. Song." "Ben leaps into Alexandra Tomkinson, a medical resident in a Seattle hospital. As victims from a train crash pour into the ER, Addison reveals Ben's complicated mission. He must go up against hospital bosses to save lives and Alexandra's career."

NCIS: Los Angeles, CBS. "A Long Time Coming." "While Agent Rountree and Fatima search for Kilbride, who has been missing, they are ambushed and learn that every member of the team has a $200,000 bounty on their head."

POV, PBS. 90 mins. "I Didn't See You There." "A filmmaker explores the history of freakdom, vision and (in)visibility from the vantage point of his wheelchair when a circus tent goes up outside his Oakland, Calif., apartment."

Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Bravo. Capt. Sandy Yawn and Oriana Schneps.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Susie Essman, David Steinberg and Jake Johannsen are the guests on this Jan. 5, 1989 episode.

Movie Night!
All the Right Moves, StarzEncore.
Fire of Love, National Geographic.
Wild Things, Showtime.
The Iron Lady, 10:30 p.m., HBO.
Total Recall, 10:49 p.m., MoreMax.


LATE NIGHT TALK!
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Al Pacino, Logan Lerman, Rupert Grint and Dry Cleaning.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Tom Hanks and Rachael & Vilray.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Austin Butler, Bella Ramsey, Iggy Pop, Peyton Manning and Eli Manning.
The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank and Self Esteem.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Allison Williams, S.S. Rajamouli and sitting in with the 8G Band, Fab Moretti.


Courtesy Vanity Fair. To the best of my knowledge, nobody every photographed Gwyneth and Hilary together at the 2000 Academy Awards. Who knows? Maybe they're meeting for the first time on TV.


LATE NIGHT PICK!
The Hunt for Red October, 12:30 a.m., AMC.


Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites, IMDB, Google, Interbridge, TV Everyday.

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