Cock-A-Doodle-Do And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'DONALD TRUMP DID NOT SAY TERMINATE THE CONSTITUTION YOU DID' [Wonkette]

Charlie Sykes On That Constitution Terminating Thing [The Bulwark]

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Hazbeen And Woko's Newest Trailer Is Chock Full Of Bullshit [The Daily Mail]

Law & Order Monopoly? Yes, Please! [NBC Store]

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I'm Pretty Sure Spy Magazine Blew The Lid Off This Dirtball Decades Ago [Page Six]

Andrew Dominik Can't Stop Yapping About Marilyn Monroe [Pajiba]

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Stop Drinking And Driving, Asshole [Awful Announcing]

That Was Caused By Dehydration??? [Twitter]

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