Tuesday, December 13, 2022

What's On Tonight (Wednesday): Treasurin' on the Edge

National Treasure: Edge of History

Let's do it in my twin bed! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, December 14!

Our Top Pick tonight is the premiere of National Treasure: Edge of History (Disney+, 3 a.m.). This is yet another show that is a continuation of a film series. I saw the two movies but didn't like either, so my retention of what happened in them is minuscule. FBI agent Harvey Keitel and Justin Bartha are the only announced cast members who made their way from the movies to this show. A third movie is in the works.

Elsewhere, it's Santa v. Santa at the North Pole, SNL celebrates Christmas, restaurant owners mistakenly picked Up the Phone, Willow seeks an unseen darkness, John Legend searches for HarmonyLego finds a new Master, a Survivor survives, and Nova restores Notre Dame.

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)

ON THIS SITE

💲 Jeopardy! recap (early afternoon-ish): Jay's daily recap of the day's Jeopardy! episode.

🍽️ Occasional Cooks (6 p.m.): What have you been making in your kitchen lately? Want some inspiration? Check out our weekly food thread!
Emma in Easy A on good food (via Giphy)

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

🎥 Don't Pick Up the Phone (Netflix, 3 a.m.): LIMITED SERIES. The shocking true crime story of a hoax caller who targeted fast food restaurants across America - posing as a police officer investigating a theft, the caller instructed managers to strip-search the young female employees he said were suspects; for many victims, what began as a humiliating strip search escalated into sexual abuse.

🎥 Grails (Hulu, midnight): SERIES PREMIERE."Follows Earl Cooper and Olajuwon Ajanaku, former Morehouse College golf champions who created the lifestyle brand Eastside Golf to promote diversity on the golf course."

🎥🎄 I Believe in Santa (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Love is a gift. But when you find out the man you've fallen for still believes in Santa, do you accept it... or send it back?

Leverage: Redemption (FreeVee, midnight): The team infiltrates a trucking company to stop a pair of siblings from stealing their father's company and forcing his employees into indentured servitude.

⭐ National Treasure: Edge of History (Disney+, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. "Jess Valenzuela, a 20-year-old Dreamer, sets off on an exploration to discover the mystery of her family history, and, with the help of her friends, seeks to recover historical lost treasure."

The Santa Clauses (Disney+, 3 a.m.): SERIES FINALE. Scott is back at the North Pole, and it's time to save Christmas.✔️

📺 Transformers (Tubi, now): The original animated series that started it all, though the toy line came first. Battling robots that can turn into vehicles and hide in plain sight? Youths went crazy for them Autobots and Decepticons and their ongoing war that has spawned several reboots on film and television in the streaming age. 

Willow (Disney+, 3 a.m.): The group has made it to the caste of darkness. Now they will find out if they can indeed make it through, while along the way an old friend returns to help just in time.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
💲 America Says (GSN, 7:30 p.m.)
🎥 Kangaroo Valley (Netflix, 3 a.m.)
The Real Love Boat (Paramount+, 3 a.m.)
Too Hot to Handle (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Season finale
The Santa Clauses (via Giphy)

🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL

Assisted Living (BET, 8:30 p.m.): Phillip has been very responsible and begs to drive Jeremy's new car. Jeremy gives him the opportunity to drive and Philip wrecks Jeremy's new car after a night out with his friends.

House of Payne (BET): Calvin and Miranda enter the world of hysterical parenting when Christian is having problems at school. They find out he is bullying which brings to the forefront their own tempers and issues.

🎥🎄 A New Diva's Christmas Carol (VH1): Aphrodite (Ashanti) became famous for performing the love song of the era, but now hates the song. She is visited by three spirits who take her on a journey through love and Christmas past, present and future.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (TBS)
The Challenge (MTV)
The Earthshot Prize (PBS): Special
Lego Masters (Fox): Season finale
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (Bravo)✔️
A Saturday Night Live Christmas Special (NBC): Special
Survivor (CBS): Season finale

🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL

Nova (PBS): A team of engineers, masons and timber workers restore France's Notre Dame Cathedral following the April 2019 fire.

Sistas (BET): When a new prosecutor from Andi's past resurfaces, it creates a world of trouble pertaining to Sabrina and Maurice. As Pam's irresponsible ways continue, it leads Karen to clean up her mess.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
💲 Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network)
Masters of Illusion (The CW)
Property Brothers: Forever Home (HGTV)
Shaq (HBO): Finale
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (via Giphy)

🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL

Finding Harmony (ABC): SPECIAL. John Legend calls upon chorus director David Brown to bring his magic to his hometown of Springfield, Ohio, and attempt to transform a fractured community into a powerhouse chorus in just one week.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Awake Surgery (TLC): Series premiere
Engineering on the Edge (Science)
Upcycle Nation (Fuse)
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo): Meredith Marks, Diallo Riddle

💤😴 LATE NIGHT 😴💤

📺 Designing Women (Antenna TV, 11 p.m.): A handsome client (Collin Bernsen) breaks Mary Jo's heart. Bernice gets her own late night television show.

Tooning Out the News (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): A cast of animated characters, led by anchor James Smartwood, parody top news stories and interview real-world guests, newsmakers and analysts.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Margot Robbie, Sabrina Impacciatore, The White Buffalo
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Haley Lu Richardson, Michael McIntyre, Tegan & Sara
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Janelle Monáe, Wet Leg✔️
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Jeff Goldblum, Emily Blunt, José Andrés, Carlota Andrés, Inés Andrés, Lucía Andrés
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Salma Hayek, Wiz Khalifa
Late Night with Seth Meyers (via Giphy)

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⭐: Top Pick
💲: Game show
🎥: Movie
🎄: Holiday programming
📺: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included

Happy watching, everyone!

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