You're The One Being Defensive! And Other Friday Headlines

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'Everything/Nothing Is Illegal In International Relations' [I Might Be Wrong]

'They Had Tears In Their Eyes And They Said Sir, Sir! Everybody Is Saying You Have The Best Words.' [Wonkette]

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'Serial Killers Aren't That Interesting' [Badreads]

Pierce Brosnan Has A Stalker [MSN Via Giant Freakin Robot]

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Oh, Fuck Off Haz (And MEghan) [Page Six]

Wanna Hang Out With Tom Bergeron? [GBH]

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Thursday Night Football Definitely Sucked Last Night [Awful Announcing]

'Did The NFL Conspire To Keep Blake Bortles' Jags Out Of Super Bowl 52?' [Deadspin]

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