Keep Talking Dude, It's Totally Working! and Other Thursday Headlines

 

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"This is a big f***ing deal." (Wonkette)

"It's not theirs, it's mine." (Wonkette)

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"She's gonna follow that treasonous charlatan to the gates of Hell if she has to." (Wonkette)

"Who thought there was a constituency for a book by Jared Kushner?" (Wonkette)

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I mean, wouldn't you be embarassed if your dad dropped his pants and rapped? (Page Six)

Appraising James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause (Page Six)

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Wait, the janitor gave the "birthday spanking"? (Mlive) 

Dear Penthouse Forum ... (Mlive)

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Would you like to play a game of chess? (Yahoo Sports)

This year's NFL announcers on CBS-CBS-CBS (Awful Announcing)

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