Wednesday, June 22, 2022

What’s On Tonight (Thursday): Eh, heh-heh-heh, eh-heh-heh-heh-heh, n’eh

 

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Tonight’s Top Pick is Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe, premiering on Paramount+. Billed as ‘The Dumbest Science Fiction Movie Ever Made,’ (Challenge accepted!), it takes place in both the late ‘90s and 2022. Mike Judge also wrote and directed, so I’m inclined to look favorably on this.


Let’s see what else TV has to offer us for Thursday, June 23. All times are EST.


STREAMING

Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. The boys go from heroes to pariahs to time travelers.


The Bear, 12:01 a.m., FX on Hulu. Series premiere. Eight episodes available. Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto (Jeremy Allen White), a young chef from the fine dining world … comes home to Chicago to run his family sandwich shop — The Original Beef of Chicagoland — after a heartbreaking death in his family. A world away from what he's used to, Carmy must balance the soul-crushing realities of small business ownership, his strong-willed and recalcitrant kitchen staff and his strained familial relationships, all while grappling with the impact of his brother's suicide.”


Gordita Chronicles, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Series premiere. Ten episodes available. A Santo Domingo family adjusts to life in 1985 Miami in this story seen through the eyes of the younger daughter.


Menudo: Forever Young, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Series premiere. Four episodes available. They had it all, being “the most iconic Latin American boy band in history.” Including an awful manager, Edgardo Diaz.


The Ipcress File, 3:01 a.m., Sundance Now and AMC+. Series finale. Harry Palmer runs from the brainwashing, but he cannot hide for long from the agents of Cathcart's conspiracy.”


The Orville: New Horizons, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. “Gently Falling Rain.” “The Orville crew takes the lead in a Union delegation to sign a peace treaty with the Krill.”


Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. “The Elysian Kingdom.” A storybook-style episode, apparently.


This is Going to Hurt, 3:01 a.m., Sundance Now and AMC+. “Adam's mistake comes back to haunt him, and he tries desperately to dig himself out of trouble. Shruti is excited to meet a promising new mentor.”


The Book of Queer, 3:01 a.m., Discovery+. “Gay to Z.” Finale next week.



TALKIN’ ‘BOUT TALK

(Programming may be preempted and/or rearranged pending the the next January 6 committee hearing, currently scheduled for 3 p.m. EST.)


Good Morning America, 7 a.m., ABC. Joey King (The Princess) and Deals and Steals with Tory Johnson.


CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. Retired soccer goalkeeper Briana Scurry, singer-songwriter Chloe Bailey and behavioral scientist Logan Ury.


Today, 7 a.m., NBC. Financial tips, wedding fashion with Zanna Roberts Rossi and Today Food. Later, Jenny Slate (Marcel the Shell with Shoes On), journalist Kerry Sanders, comic Benny Drama, accessories for all with Adrianna Brach and how to guide kids to a happy summer with Dr. Ken Ginsburg. After, Guest Co-host Meredith Vieira is part of an hour including Maya Rudolph (Loot), Today Food with Mason Hereford, comic Kate Berlant and summer style staples with Preston Konrad.


The View, 11 a.m., ABC. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.


The Talk, 2 p.m., CBS. Rob Corddry and Sameer Jha, founder of The Empathy Alliance, “a non-profit organization dedicated to making schools safer and more inclusive for LGBTQ youth.”


Syndicated Corner, times and stations vary (new or presumably new episodes only).

The Rachael Ray Show. Supermodel Molly Sims shares three items from her makeup bag that cost less than $10. Christina Tosi, chef and founder of Milk Bar, shares her recipe for strawberry shortcake truffles. Rachael fries up a dish that can be both a meal or an appetizer.


The Kelly Clarkson Show. Austin Butler (Elvis) and Chris Daughtry.


Dr. Phil. “Bullied by My Monster Children!”



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PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Bull Durham, 6 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtreme.

A Journal for Jordan, 6:40 p.m., Starz.

The King’s Speech, 6:58 p.m., StarzEncore.

Much Ado About Nothing, 7 p.m., HBO Family.

Minority Report, 7:35 p.m., Showtime Extreme.



PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

2022 Men’s College World Series, 7 p.m., ESPN. LIVE. Presumed Game 14, between Ole Miss and Arkansas.



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8 P.M.

2022 NBA Draft, ABC/ESPN. LIVE. 3 hrs. The first round, from Brooklyn. “NBA franchises draft top prospects to improve their teams in the upcoming season. Orlando, Oklahoma City and Houston currently own the first three picks.”


WNBA Basketball, CBS Sports Network. LIVE. Indiana Fever at Dallas Wings.


Walker, The CW. “Something’s Missing.” Season finale. “Gale comes clean to Geri about the past. Trey considers Capt. James’ latest offer.”


This Old House, PBS. “Saratoga Springs: Old House, New Supports.” “Replacing an old flooring system. Saving an old porch. Exploring tile options. Installing steel I-beams and trusses.”


I Won’t Let You Go, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. “When an ex-boyfriend starts stalking her, Angela turns to her devoted husband, Keith, for protection. But no matter what she tries, Angela can’t seem to shake the stalker who is ruining her life.”


Movie Night!

Back to the Future Part III, AMC.

The Survivor, HBO.

Top Gun, Paramount.

Johnny Guitar, TCM.

Kinky Boots, The Movie Channel Xtreme.



9 P.M.

MasterChef, FOX. Season finale. “Junior Edition: The Finale.” “Two finalists compete for the $100,000 prize. The chefs must create an entree and dessert that best represent themselves.”


Movie Night!

Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Holloween, BET.

Game of Death, StarzEncore.

Disturbia, MoreMax.

Click, MTV2.

2012, Syfy.



10 P.M.

The Old Man, FX. “III.” “Forced to flee, Chase finally tells Zoe the truth about his past, but it might be too late.”


WNBA Basketball, CBS Sports Network. LIVE. Washington Mystics at Seattle Storm.


Johnny Carson, Antenna. George Carlin and Jon Pennington are the guests on this June 10, 1986 episode.


Movie Night!

Westward the Women, TCM.

The Children Act, The Movie Channel.

Get Over It, The Movie Channel Xtreme.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 10:30 p.m., AMC.

Fantasy Island, 10:40 p.m., FXM.



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LATE NIGHT TALK!

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, 10 p.m., TBS.

The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, 11 p.m., Comedy.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Evan Rachel Wood, Chris Hemsworth and Conan Gray.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke, D-Texas, and Matilda Lawler.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 12:05 a.m., ABC. Guest Host Sean Hayes. Guests TBA.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Maya Rudolph, Werner Herzog and sitting in with the 8G Band, Ralph Alexander.

The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Austin Butler, Jeff Goldblum and The Zac Brown Band.



LATE NIGHT PICK!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 2:22 a.m., MoreMax.


Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, Spoilertv, individual show websites.

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