The Mothered One And Other Friday Headlines

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Lock Her Up! [Wonkette]

Hey Mike, Get Your Ass Before The J6 Committee [The Bulwark]

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Chewy Is An Aces Company [The Boston Globe]

'Disney Adults Are Online Punching Bags. Why Are They So Happy?' [The Washington Post]

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Jeff Maurer Has Joined The Writers' Room Of American Auto [I Might Be Wrong]

'An Interview With Hacks Costume Designer Kathleen Felix-Hager' [Tom & Lorenzo]

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The New York Times Goes All 'sTick to SpORts!!' On The Athletic [Awful Announcing]

A Republican Hypocrite, How Shocking [Deadspin]

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