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Today's Top Pick is Joe vs. Carole, Peacock's limited series that stars John Cameron Mitchell and Kate McKinnon as Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin. Is it unfair to assume that the costumes, hair and makeup will be providing most of the comedy, pathos and intrigue?
STREAMING
The Dropout, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Series premiere. "I'm In a Hurry," "Satori" and "Green Juice". "The story of Elizabeth Holmes (Amanda Seyfried, in a role originally slated for Kate McKinnon) and Theranos, is an unbelievable tale of ambition and fame gone terribly wrong. How did the world's youngest self-made female billionaire lose it all in the blink of an eye?" Costarring Alan Ruck, Bill Irwin, Dylan Minnette, Kate Burton, Kurtwood Smith, Laurie Metcalf, Mary Lyn Rajskub, Naveen Andrews, Sam Waterston, Stephen Fry and William H. Macy, among others. Three episodes available, followed by one-a-week through April 7.
The Problem with Jon Stewart, 12:01 a.m., Apple TV+. Spring premiere. "The Stock Market". Oh, God, he's into crypto nowadays, isn't he?
Bel-Air, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. "The Strength to Smile". "The Banks family supports Lisa when they host an event in memory of her mother at the mansion. Will puts his feelings of mistrust aside and steps up to the plate for the Bankses and Lisa."
Gaming Wall Street, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. "Narrated by Kieran Culkin, this two-part documentary explores the historic 2021 short squeeze of GameStop, and how a group of armchair investors and online vigilantes ultimately helped expose the dark underbelly of Wall Street." Both parts available.
Joe vs. Carole, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. Series premiere. "Carole Baskin, a big cat enthusiast ... learns that fellow exotic animal lover Joe "Exotic" Schreibvogel is breeding and using his big cats for profit. She sets out to shut down his venture, inciting a quickly escalating rivalry. But Carole has a checkered past of her own and when the claws come out, Joe will stop at nothing to expose what he sees as her hypocrisy. The results prove dangerous." Eight episodes available.
Surviving Paradise: A Family Tale, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. "In this wildlife drama, a worsening dry season in the Kalahari Desert leaves prides, packs and herds to rely on the power of family to survive." This documentary is narrated by Regé-Jean Page.
The Weekend Away, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. "When her best friend vanishes during a girls trip to Croatia, a woman (Leighton Meester) races to figure out what happened. However, each clue yields another unsettling deception."
Whindersson Nunes: My Own Show!, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Stand up from the Brazillian comedian.
Our Flag Means Death, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Series premiere. "The unique new comedy is (very) loosely based on the true adventures of 18th century would-be pirate, Stede Bonnet, played by Rhys Darby. After trading in the seemingly charmed life of a gentleman for one of a swashbuckling buccaneer, Stede becomes captain of the pirate ship Revenge. Struggling to earn the respect of his potentially mutinous crew, Stede's fortunes change after a fateful run-in with the infamous Captain Blackbeard (Taika Waititi). Stede and crew attempt to get their ship together and survive life on the high seas." Costarring Fred Armisen, Leslie Jones, Nax Faxon and Rory Kinnear, among others. Three episodes available, three episodes next week and two episodes on March 17 and March 24.
Star Trek: Discovery, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. "Rosetta". "While Captain Burnham leads an away mission to a planet that was once home to the aliens responsible for the DMA, Book and Tarka secretly infiltrate the U.S.S. Discovery."
Star Trek: Picard, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. Second season premiere. "The Star Gazer". "Starfleet must once again call on legendary Jean-Luc Picard after members of his former crew – Cristóbal Rios, Seven of Nine, Raffi Musiker, and Dr. Agnes Jurati – discover an anomaly in space that threatens the galaxy."
The Tourist, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Series premiere. "Jamie Dornan stars as a British man who finds himself in the glowing red heart of the Australian outback being pursued by a vast tank truck trying to drive him off the road. An epic cat and mouse chase unfolds and the man later wakes in the hospital, hurt, but somehow alive - except he has no idea who he is. With merciless figures from his past pursuing him, The Man's search for answers propels him through the vast and unforgiving outback." Six episodes available.
TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK
Good Morning America, 7 a.m., ABC. Amanda Seyfried and Naveen Andrews (The Dropout), performances from New Kids on the Block, Salt-N-Pepa, Rick Astley and En Vogue (The Mixtape Tour), plus Deals and Steals with Tory Johnson.
CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. Lin-Manuel Miranda and Sebastian Yatra (Encanto), plus rock climber Alex Honnold.
Today, 7 a.m., NBC. What are the social and communication skills like for babies born during the pandemic, plus an exercise program for March and Today Food. Later, "How to handle rejection," the Sloomoo Institute (where guests of all ages can play with slime), Today Bestsellers and What to Read. After that, journalist Bobbie Thomas and Saniyya Sidney on the CARE Initiative.
The View, 11 a.m., ABC. Amy Poehler (Lucy and Desi).
The Talk, 2 p.m., CBS. Jason Clarke (Winning Time, Oppenheimer).
Syndicated Corner, times and stations vary:
The Rachael Ray Show. In addition to Rachael's portabella Phillys, author Gabrielle Bernstein (Happy Days) shares how to beat anxiety and cookbook author Anna Gass shares two secret generational recipes.
Live with Kelly and Ryan. Maria Menounos is Ryan's guest co-host. They've got Clayton Echard (The Bachelor), Sheryl Lee Ralph (Abbot Elementary) and Farnoosh Torabi to explain how to maximize tax returns.
The Wendy Williams Show. Guest Host Michael Rapaport has Kandi Burruss (Kandi & The Gang).
The Kelly Clarkson Show. Colin Farrell (The Batman, After Yang), Avril Lavigne ("Love It When You Hate Me") and Stephanie Izard (the Cabra restaurant and bar).
The Ellen DeGeneres Show. RERUN? Guest Host Mickey Guyton welcomes fellow country singers Jimmie Allen (the Down Home tour) and Priscilla Block ("Just About Over You"), plus Miami teacher George Caesar ("Smoothies 4 Students").
The Drew Barrymore Show. Chelsea Clinton (She Persisted in Science), Ross Matthews with "Drew's News" and continuing Pasta Week, Eitan Bernath prepares a Nutella ravioli.
Dr. Phil. "Surprising Updates".
PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS (all are LIVE)
College Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPN. Michigan State at Ohio State.
College Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPN2. Temple at Houston.
College Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPNU. Cincinnati at SMU.
NBA Basketball, 7:30 p.m., TNT. Memphis Grizzlies at Boston Celtics.
PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES
The Rock, 5 p.m., AMC.
Furious 7, 5 p.m., FX.
Sweet Bird of Youth, 5:45 p.m., TCM
The Little Things, 5:50 p.m., HBO.
American Psycho, 6:16 p.m., Cinemax.
8 P.M.
Station 19, ABC. "Searching for the Ghost". "Travis and Theo face danger while responding to an emergency at a haunted house. Ben continues his fight for Baby Pru. Vic opens up to Andy. Station 19 prepares to welcome patients to the Dean Miller Memorial Clinic."
Young Sheldon, CBS. "A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number". "Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip; Georgie continues to lie about his age."
B Positive, 8:31 p.m., CBS. Special time. "Payroll, a Waterwall and Valley Forge". "Gina struggles to keep Valley Hills running smoothly after Mrs. Ludlum quits and starts work at a rival assisted living facility; Drew wonders whether he should go on another road trip adventure or stay close to Gina."
Law & Order, NBC. "Impossible Dream". "The COO of a major tech company is found murdered in Central Park. Price and Maroun work to untangle a web of deceit to expose a cunning narcissist."
Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer, FOX. "You're the Joe for Me". "The Joes take the final six ladies on dates, in hopes of helping them make their big decision. With breakups and impromptu eliminations, emotions get the better of both the ladies and the Joes."
Walker, The CW. "Nudge". "A feisty officer Perez mistakes Cordell for a suspect. Trey offers to help Liam with a project. Colton struggles with his feelings for Stella."
Top Chef, Bravo. 19th season premiere, 75 minutes. "Primal Instincts". "Fifteen of the country's best chefs arrive in Houston, Texas, ready to fight for the title of Top Chef."
Pom Poms and Payback, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. "Betrayed by their boyfriends on prom night, a group of high school cheerleaders bands together to seek revenge."
Movie Night!
The Fugitive, AMC.
Snake Eyes, Sho2. Future Thoughts On entry.
Ray, Starz.
The Apartment, TCM.
Doctor Strange, USA. Encore at 10:30 p.m.
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9 P.M.
Grey's Anatomy, ABC. "Living in a House Divided". "Schmitt must face the Morbidity and Mortality conference; Meredith convinces Nick to scrub in on a surgery in Seattle; Jo faces her feelings."
Ghosts, 9:01 p.m., CBS. "Thorapy". "When Sam and Jay have the ghosts bunk together to free up rooms for guests at the bed-and-breakfast, they learn that Thorfinn has been having night terrors, which inspires Sam to enlist a therapist to help him."
United States of Al, 9:30 p.m., CBS. Special time. "Tattoo/Khaal". "When Riley realizes how much he cares for Holly, he tries to impress her with a giant romantic gesture. Vanessa tries to talk Hazel out of getting a drastic haircut."
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC. "Video Killed the Radio Star". "Benson investigates allegations against a popular radio personality; Rollins goes under cover when a shocking confession leads to another crime."
Call Me Kat, FOX. "Call Me Irresponsible". "When Max gets evicted from his apartment, he asks Kat for help with managing his money. Phil decides he is too reliant on technology and gives up his phone. Randi agrees to take pictures of Sheila for her dating profile."
Pivoting, 9:31 p.m., FOX. "Fans Only". "Sarah and Jodie learn of a local mom's scandalous Fans Only page and become intrigued by the potential financial upside. Amy is exhausted and baffled by Henry's inability to keep his hands off her."
Legacies, The CW. "Follow the Sound of My Voice". "Hope and Lizzie find themselves at a carnival with an unusual cast of characters. At the Salvatore School, students speak their minds without knowing why, which makes Jed reveal a secret. Cleo works on protecting one of her classmates."
Top Chef Family Style, 9:15 p.m., Bravo. Series premiere. "Thirteen duos compete in the kitchen for a chance to win a cash prize and the title of 'Top Chef Family Style', by elevating a family recipe into a five-star dish."
College Basketball, CBS Sports Network. LIVE. Rice at Texas-El Paso.
College Basketball, ESPN2. LIVE. Stanford at Arizona.
College Basketball, EPSNU. LIVE. Memphis at South Florida.
NHL Hockey, ESPN. LIVE. Boston Bruins at Vegas Golden Knights.
LPGA Tour Golf, 9:30 p.m., Golf. LIVE. The second round of the HSBC Women's World Championship, from Singapore.
Movie Night!
Adventureland, MoreMax.
Taken, Syfy.
Clueless, 9:30 p.m., HBO2.
The Diary of a Teenage Girl, 9:40 p.m., Showcase.
Promising Young Woman, 9:50 p.m., HBO Signature.
10 P.M.
Big Sky, ABC. "Happy Thoughts." "Ren intervenes with Jenny's plan to bring Jag into custody, while Ronald and Scarlett work together to find safety in a new environment. Cassie and Lindor discover the aftermath at the ranch and reluctantly join forces with a familiar face."
Bull, CBS. "The Hard Right". "Bull helps his friend mount a diminished capacity defense for a sergeant accused of killing a fellow soldier. A French gallery owner needs legal assistance to stop an auction house from selling a piece of art that should be repatriated."
Law & Order: Organized Crime, NBC. "... Wheatley Is to Stabler". "As a rolling blackout cripples the city, Stabler and Bell work to stay a step ahead of Wheatley. Jet and Malachi receive unlikely help. Bernadette gets caught up in Stabler's mess."
grown-ish, Freeform. "Can't Let You Go". "Jack and Diane visit Zoey on campus for a school project. Zoey and Luca try to figure out their romantic and working relationship. Tensions rise between Kiela and Doug when she finds out that he left her panel to see Jazz."
Single Drunk Female, 10:30 p.m., Freeform. "James". "An inebriated James meets a drunken 'Katrina' in a bar on Thanksgiving. After getting kicked out, the two embark upon their own one-night holiday celebration; James' time with Sam spurs him to make a change."
Dicktown, FXX. Second season premiere. "The Mystery of the Missing Pimento Cheese Recipe and the Mystery of Mammal Island". "John and David must locate a legendary stolen recipe for pimento cheese, then go undercover as animals in Mammal Island video game."
NBA Basketball, TNT. LIVE. Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers.
Johnny Carson, Antenna. Tim Conway, Jodie Foster and Maureen Murphy are the guests on this March 4, 1983 episode.
Movie Night!
Fantastic Four, Paramount.
Warm Bodies, 10:05 p.m., HBO.
Death Becomes Her, 10:06 p.m., StarzEncore.
The Graduate, 10:15 p.m., TCM.
Dirty Dancing, 10:45 p.m., Bravo.
LATE NIGHT TALK!
Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, 9:56 p.m., TBS. "Sam calls out Kyrsten Sinema for repeatedly trying to ruin democracy, explores how white men are setting the standards for music, and meets the cats behind the latest spread of misinformation."
Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, 10:15 p.m., Bravo. Charli XCX and Shay Mitchell.
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, 11 p.m., Comedy Central. Serena Williams.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Dua Lipa, Sam Heughan and Band of Horses.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Kyle MacLachlan, Arian Moayed and Pusha T.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Jamie Dornan, Louisa Jacobson and Shenseea.
Nightline, 12:37 a.m., ABC.
The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Camila Cabello and Nathan Lane.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Amy Poehler, Jeffrey Wright and sitting in with the 8G Band, Carter McLean.
LATE NIGHT PICKS!
The Man in the Iron Mask, 11:30 p.m., Showtime Extreme. Future Thoughts On entry.
Can't Hardly Wait, 11:53 p.m., StarzEncore. Future Thoughts On entry.
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Sources: Futon Critic, Zap2It, individual show websites.
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