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That leaves me with Silent Night. I don't have AMC+ but it's tough for me to deny that I am intrigued by this film. A film about people spending what they know will be their last Christmas together due to a global catastrophe seems a bit on the nose given recent events but it's got Keira Knightly and it's the only Christmas-related offering this weekend that interests me in the slightest. I will say this, considering the global catastrophe is a poison gas cloud, at least one character better exclaim "Stupid, cheap weather stripping!" once if not multiple times over the course of the film.
Oh, and Hallmark has a Hannukah movie. I'm sure those of the Jewish faith are thrilled.
TOP PICK
⭐🎅🎥 Silent Night (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 'Silent Night follows parents Nell (Keira Knightley) and Simon (Matthew Goode) who have invited their closest friends to join their family for Christmas dinner at their idyllic home in the English countryside. As the group comes together, it feels like old times -- but behind all of the laughter and merriment, something is not quite right. The world outside is facing impending doom, and no amount of gifts, games or Prosecco can make mankind's imminent destruction go away.'
PREMIERES
🔔 Harlem (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'a new comedy following four stylish and ambitious best girlfriends in Harlem NYC, the mecca of Black culture in America. Together, they level up from their 20s into the next phase of their careers, relationships, and big city dreams.'
🎥 Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Disney+, 12:01 AM) 'Greg Heffley is a scrawny but ambitious kid with an active imagination and big plans to be rich and famous – he just has to survive middle school first.'
🎥 The Rescue (Disney+, 12:01 AM) 'Chronicles the against-all-odds story that transfixed the world in 2018: the daring rescue of twelve boys and their coach from deep inside a flooded cave in Northern Thailand.'
🔔 Pen15 (Hulu, 12:01 AM) SERIES FINALE.
💀 Hunt for the Chicago Strangler (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) LIMITED SERIES. 'Dives deep into unsolved murders of women that have been found strangled across Chicago.'
🔔 Coming Out Colton (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Former NFL player and "Bachelor" star Colton Underwood embarks on a journey to embrace his new life as an out member of the LGBTQ community.'
🎥 Cobalt Blue (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'When an aspiring author and his free-spirited sister both fall for the enigmatic paying guest at their home, ensuing events rock their traditional family.'
🎥 Mixtape (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'In 1999, 12-year-old Beverly discovers a broken mixtape made by her late parents. She sets out to find the songs — and learn more about her mom and dad.'
⚽ Supa Strikas: Rookie Season (YouTube, 12:01 PM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Rookie Season kicks back to where it all started for Supa Strikas’ youngest star. Join Shakes on a series of misadventures, as he gets betrayed by his best friend, searches for his dad and mystifies his sister, risking everything for one shot at joining the world’s most epic soccer team.'
🔔 Chasing Ghislane (ID, 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM) 'Offers an in-depth and revelatory look at the woman who is accused of sharing a twisted and chilling partnership with Jeffrey Epstein – and who may hold the only key to unlocking the still-hidden secrets of his horrible crimes, and the coterie of powerful men who surrounded him.'
🐶 Man Woman Dog (Nat Geo Wild, 8:00 PM) SERIES PREMIERE.
🎥💀 Missing and Alone (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'Single mother Shannon learns her missing daughter, Chloe, was challenged to play a game where participants must disappear alone in the woods for 72 hours. Shannon decides to take matters into her own hands to find Chloe before it's too late.'
🎵 You're Watching Video Music Box (Showtime, 8:00 PM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. '"Video Music Box," launched in 1983 and hosted in New York City by DJ Ralph McDaniels, showcases hip-hop videos and introduces viewers to future stars like Nas, Jay Z, LL Cool J, Nicki Minaj and Fat Joe long before they become icons of the genre.'
💀 Family Massacre (Oxygen, 9:00 PM) SERIES PREMIERE. "The Holland Family"
RETURNING SHOWS
🏏 Inside Edge (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SEASON THREE. 'In the next edition of the PPL, a volatile Vayu Raghavan leads the Mumbai Mavericks to face their biggest adversary yet, the Arvind Vashisht-led Haryana Hurricanes. But they must also counter colossal scandals that’ll rock the world of cricket. In the sport’s upper echelons, Zarina Malik allies with Bhaisaab, but those in the shadows threaten to destroy the very game they seek to control.'
🔔 Alex Rider (IMDb TV, 12:01 AM) SEASON TWO. 'Alex Rider is an ordinary teenager enlisted to work on behalf of MI6, where he uses skills he didn't know he had to become an extraordinary spy.'
🔔 The Johnnyswim Show (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO PREMIERE. 'Husband-wife musicians Abner Ramirez and Amanda Sudano Ramirez raised their kids for years on a tour bus while playing with their band. Faced with a canceled tour due to COVID-19, the family must adjust to life at home while adapting their music careers.'
🦖 Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON FOUR. 'Six teens invited to attend a state-of-the-art adventure camp on Isla Nublar must band together to survive when the dinosaurs break out of captivity.'
💰 Money Heist (Netflix, 3:01 AM) FINAL SEASON. 'Eight thieves take hostages and lock themselves in the Royal Mint of Spain as a criminal mastermind manipulates the police to carry out his plan.'
🎥 Eight Gifts of Hanukkah (Hallmark, 8:00 PM) 'An anonymous suitor sends optometrist Sara a gift for each night of Hanukkah, and on her journey to find her secret admirer, she learns her one true love might be someone she never expected.'
💀 Killer Siblings (Oxygen, 8:00 PM) SEASON THREE PREMIERE. "Kauffman and McMahan"
🎄CHRISTMAS PREMIERES: THE BATTLE FOR CHRISTMAS: THE BATTLE CONTINUES🎄
🎅🚜 Get Rolling with Otis (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "A Winter Cow's Tale" - 'Daisy can't wait to be a big sister, but she's disappointed when she can't decorate the tree with her mama. Otis rolls into action to help Daisy decorate the tree and when the snow builds up too high, he plows his way through the snow, so Daisy can meet her new baby sister.'
🎅🎵 Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) 'The Queen of Christmas returns with a blast of holiday cheer in this special. Mariah performs her enchanting original song "Fall in Love at Christmas" with Khalid and Kirk Franklin, chats with Apple Music's Zane Lowe, and signs off with a festive classic.
🎅 Stillwater (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "The Way Home" - 'While helping Stillwater make treats to celebrate the winter solstice festival, the kids learn he plans to share some with a neighbor they're wary of.
🎅🍴 Magnolia Table with Joanna Gaines (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) "Holiday Candy"
🎅🍰 The Great British Baking Show: Holidays (Netflix, 3:01 AM) FOURTH SEASON.
🎅🐑 Shaun the Sheep (Netflix, 3:01 AM) "The Flight Before Christmas"
🎅 Most Wanted Santa (Tubi, 3:01 AM) 'An FBI agent and Police Detective must work together to find the criminal of stolen rare artwork, but, Santa Claus is the number one suspect. Can they put aside their differences in order to serve justice?'
🎅 The Patrick Star Show (Nickelodeon, 7:00 PM) "Just in Time for Christmas"
🎅 Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years (Nickelodeon, 7:15 PM) "The Ho! Ho! Horror!"
🎅 Middlemost Post (Nickelodeon, 7:30 PM) "Parker Saves Christmas"
🎅🍰 Baking It (NBC, 8:00 PM) "Holidays Your Way"
🎅 Disney's Holiday Magic Quest (Disney, 8:00 PM) '"Zombies" franchise stars Milo Manheim, Kylee Russell, Meg Donnelly and Trevor Tordjman compete in a high-stakes holiday adventure, navigating a series of challenges and obstacles through Walt Disney World attractions; host Yvette Nicole Brown.'
🎅🎥 Christmas... Again? (Disney, 8:00 PM) 'A high-spirited 11-year-old hopes to add more spunk to her Christmas celebrations when her parent's divorce is going anything but smoothly.'
🎅🎥 A Christmas Dance Reunion (Lifetime, 8:00 PM) 'Sparks fly between a successful attorney and her childhood dancing partner as she leads the charge to recreate a beloved Christmas tradition at Winterleigh Resort.'
🎅🐻 The Adventures of Paddington (Nick Jr, 8:30 PM) "Paddington Gets Locked Out on Christmas Day; Paddington Feels the Music"
🎅 🍰 Disney's Magic Bake-Off (Disney, 9:40 PM) "Holiday"
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STREAMING
⏰ The Wheel of Time (Amazon, 12:01 AM) TBA
🔔 Acapulco (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE. "You Should Hear How She Talks About You"
🔔 Dickinson (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "The Future Never Spoke"
🔔 Dr. Brain (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Chapter 5"
👽 Invasion (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Full of Stars"
🔔 The Shrink Next Door (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "The Party"
🔔 Swagger (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Still I Rise"
🔔 90 Day: The Single Life (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) TBA
💰 Money Heist: From Tokyo to Berlin (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON FINALE.
🔔 Home Sweet Home (Peacock, 3:01 AM) TBA
🔔 Copy That! (YouTube, 12:00 PM) SEASON FINALE.
🔔 Pinkfong Wonderstar (YouTube, 12:00 PM) TBA
👮♂️ Cops (Fox Nation, 9:00 PM)
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SPORTS TONIGHT*
🏈 College Football: Conference USA Championship: Western Kentucky at Texas-San Antonio (CBSSN, 7:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Rutgers at Illinois (ESPN2, 7:00 PM)
⚽ Women's College Soccer: NCAA Women's College Cup: Semifinal: Rutgers vs. Florida State (ESPNU, 7:00 PM)
🏀 NBA Basketball: Philadelphia 76ers at Atlanta Hawks (ESPN, 7:30 PM)
🏒 College Hockey: Ohio State at Notre Dame (NBCSN, 7:30 PM)
🏈 College Football: Pac-12 Championship: Utah - Oregon (ABC, 8:00 PM)
⚽ Women's College Soccer: NCAA Women's College Cup: Semifinal: Santa Clara vs. BYU (ESPNU, 9:30 PM)
🏊♀️ Swimming: Toyota US Open (NBCSN, 9:30 PM)
🥊 Bellator 272: Pettis vs. Horiguchi (Showtime, 10:00 PM)
🏀 NBA Basketball: Los Angeles Clippers at Los Angeles Lakers (ESPN, 10:05 PM)
*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements.
EARLY PRIMETIME
💲 Tug of Words (GSN, 4:30 PM) "Fired Up"
💲 Chain Reaction (GSN, 5:00 PM) "Foodie Friends vs. B'ball Crew"
🦆 The Fowl Life With Chad Belding (Outdoor, 5:00 PM) "Olive Oiled Ducks"
🐶 Paw Patrol (Nick Jr,. 5:30 PM) "Pups Save the Treasure Cruise; Pups Save Rocket Ryder"
💲 People Puzzler (GSN, 6:00 PM) "There's No Business Like Show Business"
🕗 8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL
👮♂️ S.W.A.T. (CBS, 8:00 PM) "Keep the Faith"
🔔 Penn & Teller: Fool Us (CW, 8:00 PM) "Magic Cubed"
🤼♂️ WWE Friday Night Smack Down (Fox, 8:00 PM)
🐟 Treehouse Masters: Ultimate Builds (Animal Planet, 8:00 PM) "Mountainside Dreams"
🤠 The Last Cowboy (CMT, 8:00 PM) "The Right Horse"
💰 Gold Rush (Discovery, 8:00 PM) "A New Glory Hole"
💖 Ready for Love (OWN, 8:00 PM) "Ex Marks the Spot"
🔔 Caesar's Doomsday War (Science, 8:00 PM) 'Julius Caesar's relentless pursuit of power positioned him against a mighty rebel force that fought the infamous Roman general at his own game; now, archaeologists investigate the truth behind key moments that took Caesar to the brink of defeat.'
🔔 Tooned In (Nickelodeon, 8:30 PM) "Bennett v Jolienne v Karina"
🕗 9:00 EASTERN / 🕖 8:00 CENTRAL
🕵️♀️ Magnum, PI (CBS, 9:00 PM) "A Fire in the Ashes"
🕵️♀️ Nancy Drew (CW, 9:00 PM) "The Burning of the Sorrows"
💀 Dateline NBC (NBC, 9:00 PM) "Murder in the House of Gucci"
💰 Gold Rush: White Water (Discovery, 9:00 PM) TBA
👽 The Unexplained (History, 9:00 PM) "Secrets of the Immortals"
💖 Love After Lockup (WE, 9:00 PM) "Life After Lockup: Bride or Fugitive?"
🕗 10:00 EASTERN / 🕖 9:00 CENTRAL
👮♂️ Blue Bloods (CBS, 10:00 PM) "Reality Check"
🔔 Tha God's Honest Truth with Charlamagne tha God (Comedy Central, 10:00 PM) "2A All Day"
🔔 The New York Times Presents (FX, 10:00 PM) "To Live and Die in Alabama"
🧟♂️ Day of the Dead (Syfy, 10:00 PM) "To Anyone Who Can Hear My Voice"
🤼♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 10:00 PM) 'AEW TNT Title Match: Champion Sammy Guevara defends against Tony Nese; AEW World Tag Team Titles are on the line in the two out of three falls match with The Lucha Brothers facing FTR.'
👽 The Proof is Out There (History, 10:03 PM) "Bigfoot Revealed"
LATE NIGHT
🔔 The Graham Norton Show (BBC, 11:00 PM) 'Joining Graham: Will Smith talking about his autobiography `Will', Richard Osman, whose new novel is `The Man Who Died Twice', Lin-Manuel Miranda, directing new musical drama `Tick, Tick… Boom!' Music comes from Yola, who performs `Starlight'.'
🔔 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'Filmmaker Tyler Perry; musician Michael Bublé; CKay performs.'
🔔 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM) 'Actor Jeff Goldblum; Natalie Hemby performs.'
🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 12:05 PM) 'Actress Sandra Bullock; comic Bill Burr; Lizzy McAlpine performs.'
🔔 Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM)
🔔 The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 PM) 'Actor Dwayne Johnson; Avril Lavigne performs.'
🔔 Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:37 PM) 'Broadcast journalist Gayle King; magician David Copperfield; Aurora performs; Elmo Lovano sits in with the 8G Band.'
Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO Binge
📺 The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (VH1, 8:00 AM - 12:30 PM); ER (Pop, 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM; M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Living Single (TVONE, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 2:00 AM); Family Matters (TVOne, 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM); Friends (TBS 11:00 AM - 6:00 PM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law and Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 2:00 AM); House (Pop, 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); King of Queens (TV Land, 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM); Coach (Antenna, 11:30 PM)
📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Actor David Janssen; actor Lily Tomlin; singer Natalie Cole; writer Irwin Shaw.'
More TV Listings: The Futon Critic; Zap2it
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com
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