Banking The Monkey And Other Tuesday Headlines

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December 14th Is... Monkey Day

Oh, It's This Crazy Asshole Again [Wonkette]

'The Strange Case Of Marc Elias' [The Bulwark]

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RIP Diana: The Musical [Town & Country]

And Just Like That... Kristin Davis Was Shocked That People Noticed She Can Barely Move Her Face Anymore [Page Six]

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'The Remarkable Evolution Of Tom Wambsgans' [The Ringer]

Peacock Is Readying A Gabby Petito Documentary, I'm Sure It Won't Be At All Exploitative [Deadline]

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The New York Times/The Athletic Deal Isn't Completely Dead Yet [Awful Announcing]

What A Time To Be Alive: 'Texas Assistant, Ex-Girlfriend Stripper Sued Over Haunted House Monkey Bite' [New York Post]

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PET SET - DELILAH