Tuesday, December 7, 2021

What's On Tonight (Wednesday): Those crime scene guys are all highly overrated. Problem is they all think they're cops.

CSI: Vegas

Who are you! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, December 8!

Tonight's Top Pick is the finale of the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation revival titled CSI: Vegas (CBS, 10 p.m.). While the original was an early ratings powerhouse, this revival "limited series" has proven soft. It's a mix of old (Jorja Fox, William Petersen, Paul Guilfoyle) and new (Paula Newsome, Matt Lauria, Mandeep Dhillon, Mel Rodriguez) with an ongoing story about clearing OG-er David Hodges from wrongdoing that could otherwise compromise the crime lab's history. I bailed after two episodes. At least the theme song is the same.

Elsewhere, One Chicago celebrates the holidays, James Corden celebrates 1,000 Late Late shows, the Teen Titans life a regular life, Mariana Van Zeller investigates online romances, Dee dreams of acting in Sunny California, and CMT welcomes the holiday season with a night of songs.

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

πŸŽ₯ FC Bayern: Behind the Legend (Amazon, midnight): "Experts look at the history of the Bayern Munich football club, including behind-the-scene footage and interviews with former players and coaching staff."

Hawkeye (Disney+, 3 a.m.): We are past the halfway point with this episode. Hopefully, this is the episode where we get Yelena. We've also got easter eggs to another part of a quasi-MCU. I don't like the dumb streaming-ready cliffhangers.✔️

πŸ’² Jeopardy! (Syndicated, check local listings): Professors ask the question. I'd ask them how much research they have to do and what student ideas they've stolen and claimed as their own.

🍽️ Occasional Cooks (What's On Tonight & Pop Culture, 7 p.m.): What have you been making in your kitchen lately? Want some inspiration? Check out our weekly food thread!

πŸŽ„ Teen Titans Go! (Cartoon Network, 7 p.m.): Viewers finally get the opportunity to watch what life is like for the super teens when their capes are left at home. The teens deal with everyday issues of adolescence including laundry contests and quests to construct the perfect sandwich.

INTERNATIONAL & DOCUSERIES NOTICES:
πŸŽ„ Carolin Kebekus: The Last Christmas Special (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Germany
Welcome to Earth (Disney+, 3 a.m., series premiere): Adventures with Will Smith 

BRIEFLY: Disney Insider (Disney+, 3 a.m.); Love Island: Australia (Hulu, 3 a.m.); Nickelodeon's Treasure Truck (Nickelodeon, 7:30 p.m., special); πŸ’² People Puzzler (GSN, 6 p.m.); The Real World Homecoming: Los Angeles (Paramount+, 3 a.m.)
Hawkeye (via Tumblr)

πŸ•— 8 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•– 7 P.M. CENTRAL

πŸŽ₯ A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (FX, 8 p.m.): The story of that one journalist and Mr. Rogers but now with commercials.

Chicago Med (NBC, 8 p.m.): Fall finale. The outcome of Halstead's investigation weighs heavily on his mind as he works with Scott to save an infant. Hammer and Taylor both struggle to keep their secrets, which probably makes life more difficult because... television. Marcel and Blake work with Abrams to save a patient in need of a liver transplant.

πŸŽ₯πŸŽ„ Christmas with a Crown (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): When a successful woman returns to her hometown to revive her family's Christmas festival, she meets a dashing stranger who's on a quest to find the holidays' true spirit. I think he's royalty of some obscure monarchy because during the holidays, monarchies are good! Yay monarchies!

πŸ“ΊπŸŽ„ Olaf's Frozen Adventure (ABC, 8 p.m.): "When the kingdom of Arendelle empties out for the holiday season, Anna and Elsa realize that they have no family traditions of their own. So Olaf sets out on a merry mission to bring home the very best traditions and save Christmas." This isn't that good.

πŸ“ΊπŸŽ„ Toy Story That Time Forgot (ABC, 8:30 p.m.): "While at a post-Christmas play date, the gang finds itself in uncharted territory after some cool new action figures turn out to be delusional, leaving it up to Trixie to save the day." This is pretty good.✔️

NOTICES:
πŸŽ„ Crossroads Christmas (CMT): Brett Young with Darius Rucker, Colbie Caillat, Gavin DeGraw, Maddie & Tae, Boyz II Men, Chris Tomlin

BRIEFLY: πŸŽ„ Christmas Around the World (The CW); The Masked Singer (Fox); Noel Gallagher: Out of the Now (AXS TV, special); Property Brothers: Forever Home (HGTV); Survivor (CBS)
Toy Story That Time Forgot (via Gifer)

πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•— 8 P.M. CENTRAL 

Chicago Fire (NBC, 9 p.m.): Fall finale. Beer takes over the fire station as Gallo, Violet and Ritter debut their microbrewery business at Winterfest. Brett prepares to present her paramedicine program to an oversight panel.

Sistas (BET, 9 p.m.): Karen confronts Fatima. Maurice agrees to meet Que at the police station as he turns himself in. Zac and Karen finally have a conversation.

NOTICES:
Trafficked with Mariana Van Zeller (National Geographic): Online romance

BRIEFLYAlter Ego (Fox, season finale); The Bradshaw Bunch/Clash of the Cover Bands (E!); πŸŽ„ CMT's A Tennessee Kind of Christmas (CMT, special); Forged in Fire (History); The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo); Tough as Nails (CBS, season finale)

πŸ•™ 10 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. CENTRAL

Chicago P.D. (NBC, 10 p.m.): Fall finale. With the FBI closing in on the Roy Walton investigation, Voight and Halstead strategize a way out. After a city bus driver is shot by a passenger, the team investigates a possible abduction.

CSI: Vegas (CBS, 10 p.m.): SEASON FINALE. "When David Hodges goes missing, the CSI team searches for any piece of evidence that can help locate him, clear his name and save the reputation of the crime lab."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX, 10 & 10:30 p.m.): In the past, an innocent Dennis learns the horrifying details of Frank's business. A truly sweet Dee is excited to head off for Hollywood while Charlie and Mac's jobs at the roller rink are in jeopardy. Later, when the Gang suspects Dee is menopausal, they scramble to find a new employee for Paddy's Pub. Dee decides to put her acting career on hold in order to mentor young actors.

Twenties (BET, 10 p.m.): Nia weighs her options, both in movie roles and dating. Marie challenges the premise of Ben's new movie idea. Hattie is visited by someone from her past.

NOTICES & LINEAR PREMIERES:
Intergalactic (Syfy): Episode 6
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo): Kristin Chenoweth, Gina Kirschenheiter

BRIEFLY: πŸŽ„ Dr. Pimple Popper: A Pimple Carol (TLC, special); Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS, 10:30 p.m.); House Hunters (HGTV); Jay Leno's Garage (CNBC, season finale); Killer Cases (A&E, season finale)
Chicago P.D. (via Giphy)

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NOTICES & LINEAR PREMIERES:
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Nikole Hannah-Jones
The Drowning (Sundance TV, midnight): "Episode 1"
Gutfeld! (Fox News, 11 p.m.): To be announced
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Rob McElhenney, Ariana DeBose, Sting
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Mariah Carey✔️
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Brian Cox, George Stephanopoulos, Wet Leg
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): David Agus, Natalie Hemby
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Nicole Kidman, Úrsula CorberΓ³, Stromae

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⭐: Top Pick
πŸ’²: Game show
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included

Happy watching, everyone!
The Late Late Show with James Corden (via Giphy)

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