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In the television landscape, Thursday programming is considered especially heinous. At The Pop Culturists, the dedicated commentariat who consider and snark upon these vicious visual felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Franko Victims Unit. These are their stories.
Let's see what else TV has to offer us for Thursday, Sept. 23. All times are EST.
STREAMING
The Other Two, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Second season finale. Two episodes available.
Ahir Shah: Dots, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Stand up comedy special.
The Premise, 12:01 a.m., FX on Hulu. "The Ballad of Jesse Wheeler." Pop star Jesse (Lucas Hedges) promises to have sex with his alma mater's valedictorian, which ends up greatly motivating the student body, including Abbi (Kaitlyn Dever). Uh, okay? The guest cast includes Ed Asner (RIP).
Je Suis Karl, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. "After most of her family is murdered in a terrorist bombing, a young woman is unknowingly lured into joining the very group that killed them" in this German film.
Doom Patrol, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Third season premiere. Return of Greg Berlanti-produced series about a team of "a band of super-powered freaks fighting for a world that wants nothing to do with them." Excuse me, if we're doing the Pop Culturists story, then I demand residuals! Three episodes available.
The Toolbox Killer, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. Documentary about Lawrence Bittaker and presumably Roy Norris.
The Croods: Family Tree, 12:01 a.m., Hulu/3:01 a.m., Peacock. Series premiere. "Following the events in the feature film The Croods: A New Age, two very different families join forces to create a new community, an us-against-the-world, cave person co-op on the most amazing farm in the history of prehistory!"
American Ninja Warrior Junior, 3:01 a.m., Peacock.
Craig Ross Jr.'s Monogamy, 3:01 a.m., Allblk.
Creepshow, 3:01 a.m., Shudder. Third season premiere.
Frogger, 3:01 a.m., Peacock.
The Harper House, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+.
Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. "The Araf."
Kin, 3:01 a.m., AMC+.
Star Trek: Lower Decks, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+.
Titans, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max.
More Than An Athlete, 3:01 a.m., ESPN+.
Top Chef Family Style, 3:01 a.m., Peacock.
TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK
Good Morning America, 7 a.m., ABC. Deals and Steals with Tory Johnson and a performance from Broadway's Jagged Little Pill.
CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. Author Michael Clinton (Roar Into the Second Half of Your Life).
Today, 7 a.m., NBC. Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni (L&O: SVU and L&O: OC), journalists Keith Morrison, Dennis Murphy, Andrea Canning and Lester Holt, shopping with Jill Martin, financial fitness and the flu season. Later, Gabourey Sidibe (If I Go Missing the Witches Did It), the reporters from before, fall home decor with Leslie Corona and more shopping with Jill Martin. After that, Pastor Michael Todd, even more shopping with Jill Martin and pocket-sized lifesavers with Chassie Post.
The View, 11 a.m., ABC. Author Eva Pilgrim (Walter Does His Best).
The Talk, 2 p.m., CBS. Justin Long (Lady of the Manor).
Syndicated Corner, times and stations vary:
The Rachael Ray Show. Brooke Shields updates Rachael on life after she broke her right femur. "Plus, we have a surprise for another super mom — of 10! What's for dinner? Rachael has a salt 'n pepper supper you can make with pork or chicken."
Live with Kelly and Ryan. Vanessa Hudgens (My Little Pony), plus "Live's Record Breaker Week" continues with "an attempt to break the record for most effervescent tablet rockets launched simultaneously with Science Bob."
The Wendy Williams Show. RERUN? Howie Mandel (America's Got Talent).
The Kelly Clarkson Show. RERUN? Kristen Bell and Kirby Howell-Baptiste (Queenpins) and Arsenio Hall (former late night on daytime!).
The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Julianne Moore (Dear Evan Hansen) and Chloe Fineman (Saturday Night Live).
The Drew Barrymore Show. Martha Stewart helps Drew make special deliveries throughout New York. "TikTok star and upcycling expert Sarah Terensinski shares her favorites tips on how to give a second life to everyday items." Also, Drew and Ross Matthews share news from Washington, D.C., and hometown pride continues with a look at Portland.
Dr. Phil. "Battles of a Bulimic Cook."
DAYTIME SPORTS (all are LIVE)
International Swimming League, 2 p.m., CBS Sports. Match 9, day 1, from Naples, Italy.
Live from the Ryder Cup, 5 p.m., Golf. Coverage of the opening ceremony.
College Football, 7:30 p.m., ESPN. Marshall at Appalachian State.
College Football, 7:30 p.m., ESPNU. Alcorn State at Arkansas-Pine Bluff.
PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES
Lethal Weapon 4, 5 p.m., AMC
2012, 5 p.m., BBC America
Coach Carter, 5:30 p.m., BET
Sweet Home Alabama, 5:30 p.m., MTV
Barbershop, 5:30 p.m., VH1
Cinderella Man, 5:35 p.m., HBO Signature
Dirty Dancing, 5:52 p.m., MoreMax
A Little Daytime Drama, 6 p.m., Hallmark
Pool Boy Nightmare, 6 p.m., Lifetime Movie Network
Tombstone, 6:05 p.m., Syfy
John Q, 6:15 p.m., Sho2
Dreamland, 6:15 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtreme
American Gangster, 6:20 p.m., Showcase
Smokey and the Bandit, 6:25 p.m., The Movie Channel
Shrek 2, 6:30 p.m., Freeform
Get Rich or Die Tryin', 6:30 p.m., MTV2
21 Bridges, 6:30 p.m., Showtime Extreme
The Curse of the Cat People, 6:30 p.m., TCM
Swimfan, 6:35 p.m., Cinemax
Total Recall, 6:58 p.m., StarzEncore ('12 version)
Dr. Doolittle 3, 7 p.m., HBO Family
The Intern, 7 p.m., Paramount
After Earth, 7:16 p.m., Starz
Just Married, 7:24 p.m., HBO2
Deadpool 2, 7:30 p.m., FX
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, 7:33 p.m., MoreMax
Breakthrough, 7:45 p.m., FXM (Encore at 10:05 p.m.)
8 P.M.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC. Twenty-third season premiere. "And the Empire Strikes Back" and "Never Turn Your Back on Them." "As the investigation into a sex-for-housing scheme expands, Benson's loyalty to Garland is tested. Rollins and Carisi try to keep their witnesses on board. The search for a missing witness leads Fin and Kat down a dangerous path." Two episodes airing.
Holey Moley, ABC. Third season finale. "The Turducken of Golf." "Finalists face off on three of the course's most popular holes. The round one winners battle it out in the second knockout round, where one is eliminated. The final two champions face off on the longest extreme mini-golf hole ever created."
The Masked Singer, FOX. "Two-Night Season Premiere, Part II: Back to School." "Group A returns and is joined by two wildcard contestants. An unmasking."
Big Brother, CBS. LIVE.
Coroner, The CW. "No Justice, No Peace." "After a night of partying, Ross finds himself embroiled in a murder investigation."
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, Bravo. "House of Drago." "While listing a Hamptons-esque home in Hancock Park, James and David find themselves at odds with each other; Flagg goes to the next level to protect himself and his fellow agent."
Little Women: Atlanta, Lifetime. "The Reunion Special."
WNBA Basketball, ESPN2. LIVE. "Dallas Wings at Chicago Sky."
NFL Network Football, 8:20 p.m., NFL Network. LIVE. Carolina Panthers at Houston Texans.
Movie Night!
Cast Away, AMC
Raise a Glass to Love, Hallmark
Jurassic Park, HBO
Secret Life of a Student, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere.
The Rules of Attraction, Cinemax
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip, Nickelodeon
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Showtime
Rollerball, TCM
The Current War: Director's Cut, The Movie Channel
I, Tonya, The Movie Channel Xtreme
Solo: A Star Wars Story, TNT (Encore at 11 p.m.)
Think Like a Man Too, VH1
Dead in Tombstone, 8:10 p.m., Showtime Extreme
Beauty Shop, 8:15 p.m., Sho2
Monsters University, 8:30 p.m., Freeform
Outbreak, 8:30 p.m., BBC America
Dolphin Tale, 8:35 p.m., HBO Family
9 P.M.
Kenny Rogers: All In for the Gambler, CBS. "A concert special filmed before Rogers' untimely passing, featuring performances by Chris Stapleton, Idina Menzel, Lady A and Lionel Richie. Dolly Parton performs a series of songs that culminate in an emotional finale featuring Rogers himself."
The Hustler, ABC. "Connive and Strive." "Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise and Richard Branson are clues to discovering the identity of the hustler."
Alter Ego, FOX. "The Auditions, Night 2." "The avatar auditions continue."
The Outpost, The CW. "Guardian of the Asterkinj." "Talon and Luna must make a very difficult choice. Zed returns to the outpost with a heavy burden."
Movie Night!
Juwanna Mann, BET
Overboard, CMT
The Dilemma, StarzEncore
Snow White and the Huntsman, MoreMax
42, MTV2
The Mauritanian, Showcase
Big, Starz (And you can watch it in time for the Thoughts On post coming Friday morning!)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Syfy
Wonder Woman 1984, 9:03 p.m., HBO Signature
Wedding Crashers, 9:45 p.m., Bravo
1917, 9:45 p.m., The Movie Channel
Malice, 9:52 p.m., Cinemax
10 P.M.
Law & Order: Organized Crime, NBC. Second season premiere. "The Man With No Identity." "After taking down Wheatley's drug empire and discovering his wife's killer, Det. Stabler must infiltrate a notorious crime family aiming to take over New York City's cocaine trade. Sgt. Bell is forced to work with a rival colleague."
The Hustler, ABC. Second season finale. "A Little of This, A Little of That." "Coffee beans, sausage and the Goo Goo Dolls are clues to discovering the hustler."
What We Do In The Shadows, FX. "The Chamber of Judgement." "Justice is served, both vampirically and in small claims court."
WNBA Basketball, ESPN2. LIVE. New York Liberty at Phoenix Mercury.
Johnny Carson, Antenna TV. David Brenner, Don Johnson and Dale Robertson are the guests on this Sept. 25, 1987 episode.
Movie Night!
Finding My Daughter, Lifetime Movie Network
Come Play, Sho2
The Wedding Singer, Paramount
The Truth, The Movie Channel Xtreme
Walkout, 10:05 p.m., HBO2
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, 10:07 p.m., Showtime
Kansas City Bomber, 10:15 p.m., TCM
Rat Race, 10:28 p.m., HBO Family
Coming to America, 10:30 p.m., VH1
EDtv, 10:48 p.m., Starz
LATE NIGHT TALK
Watch What Happens Live, 9:15 p.m., Bravo. Octavia Spencer and Kate Hudson.
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Michael Strahan, magician Justin Willman and The Killers.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Ringo Starr, Simone Biles and The Doobie Brothers.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Anderson Cooper and John Mayer.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Ike Barinholtz, Jenny Slate and sitting in with the 8G Band, Andē.
The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Ben Platt, making possibly his last stop on the Dear Evan Hansen promotional tour.
LATE NIGHT PICK!
Full Metal Jacket, 11:45 p.m., Sho2
Sources: Futon Critic, Zap2it, individual show websites
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