'Stache Bridges And Other Tuesday Headlines

Via Gfycat
September 14th Is... Gobstopper Day

D.C. Is Gearing Up For Another Round Of Violent Trumpstains [DCist]

Chris Christie Is Still A Ginormous Sack Of Shit [The Bulwark]

Via Gfycat
September 14th Is... Coloring Day

Portland Named A Pedestrian Bridge For Ned Flanders [Fox 12]

Kate Hudson Is Engaged Again [Page Six]

Via Tenor
September 14th Is... National Cream Filled Donut Day

In Case You Wanted To See It Again: Madonna And Her Insane Boob & Butt Implants [Celebitchy]

'Kenny Mayne's Second Act' [The Ringer]

Via Tenor
September 14th Is... Eat A Hoagie Day

Tony Romo Doesn't Think Too Much Of His Early Broadcasting Work [Awful Announcing]

The Washington Post Thinks Way Too Much Of Peyton Manning-As-Broadcaster [The Washington Post]

Via Giphy
September 14th Is...Live Creative Day

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