Vacation Friends |
Compared to last week, when we saw a plethora of Top Pick contenders, this week comes off as a bit... underwhelming. There's stuff to watch but not much that piques my interest. I settled on Vacation Friends mainly because it has a great cast and I got some laughs out of the trailer. It looks stupid and fun and that's about all I need these days.
Elsewhere we've got a Rupi Kaur special on Amazon, and if you know who she is then you are more culturally literate than I am. Jason Momoa, who starred in a Netflix movie last week, is on Apple TV+ this week with the second season of See and will probably show up on yet another streamer next week (the guy never stops working). Meanwhile pen15 has an animated summer vacation special, Pete the Cat has a back to school special, and Netflix has a gender-flipped 22-year-later sequel to She's All That centering around the teenage daughter of Rachel Leigh Cook's character from the first film because that's what we've all been clamoring for. Cook and Matthew Lillard both reprise their roles from the original.
Finally LMN has yet another original movie with the promising title, Death in the Spotlight. Coulda been Top Pick, shoulda been Top Pick, woulda been Top Pick but Lifetime still refuses to release trailers for these things. What's it going to take, Lifetime? Do you want flowers? Candy? A nice night out on the town? I want to be the good boyfriend here but I'm not a mind reader.
TOP PICK
⭐ ๐ฅ Vacation Friends✔️ (Hulu, 12:01 AM) 'A couple meets up with another couple while on vacation in Mexico, but their friendship takes an awkward turn when they get back home. John Cena, Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji and Meredith Hagner'
PREMIERES
๐ Rupi Kaur Live✔️(Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) 'The special from the internationally renowned author, artist, and performer is a distinctive fusion of poetry, spoken word, music, and compelling visuals inspired by her poetry collections. In it, Kaur guides the audience through a journey centered on growth and healing, invoking humor, acknowledging heartache, and inspiring empowerment.'
๐ Fernando (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SEASON 2. 'The team of "Fernando" has the privilege to witness the most extraordinary stage in the career of the driver from Asturias.'
๐ LOL - Enga Siri Paappom (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Hosted by legendary comedian Vivek, and popular actor Mirchi Shiva, 10 Tamil comedians pull out all the stops to make each other laugh while ensuring they keep a straight face. One simple rule - you laugh, you lose. Those who laugh are eliminated while the last one standing gets the title & wins a whopping cash prize. 6 hours, 10 diverse comedians & 2 hilarious hosts, dare you to laugh!'
๐บ Pete the Cat: Back to School Operetta (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'This back to school special gives a Pete the Cat musical twist on the fun and worries of preparing for Back to School!'
๐ See✔️(Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SEASON 2. 'In the far future, humankind has lost its sense of sight. Jason Momoa stars as the father of twins born with the mythic ability to see - who must protect his tribe against a threatened queen. Dave Bautista and Alfre Woodard also star.'
๐ pen15 (Hulu, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'This animated episode follows Anna and Maya on a low-budget family vacation with Anna's dad, exploring how their insecurities manifest in an alien environment of southern Florida.'
๐ Self Employed (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) 'Entrepreneur Jonathan Morris travels the country to share the inspirational stories and new challenges of small business owners and their journeys to build their dream jobs.'
๐ฅ D.P.✔️(Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'A young private’s assignment to capture army deserters reveals the painful reality endured by each enlistee during his compulsory call of duty. Starring Jung Hae-in, Koo Kyo-hwan and Kim Sung-kyun.'
๐ I Heart Arlo (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'It's a whole new world for Arlo and his one-of-a kind pals when they set out to restore a run-down New York City neighborhood — and make it their own. A series spun from the animated musical "Arlo the Alligator Boy," with songs by Alex Geringas.'
๐ King of Boys: The Return of the King (Netflix, 3:01 AM) LIMITED SERIES. 'Created by Kemi Adetiba, the political/crime thriller revolves around Eniola Salami’s relentless quest for power. King Of Boys: The Return Of The King kicks off with Eniola’s return to Nigeria after a five-year hiatus. The gangster’s brazen move forces friends, foes, allies and detractors to show their cards with explosive consequences.'
๐ฅ He's All That✔️(Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'An influencer specializing in makeovers bets she can transform an unpopular classmate into prom king in this remake of the teen classic "She's All That." Starring: Addison Rae, Tanner Buchanan and Rachael Lee Cook.'
๐ Titletown High (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'In a Georgia town where football rules and winning is paramount, a high school team tackles romance, rivalries and real life while vying for a title. From the creator of "Two-A-Days" comes this sports reality series following the winningest high school football program in the country.'
๐ Danger in the Spotlight (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'A guilt-ridden single mother becomes the caretaker for Daphne, a woman she paralyzed in a horrific car crash. However, the more time she spends with Daphne and her husband, the more she starts to believe it wasn't an accident after all.'
STREAMING
๐ Mr. Corman (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Action Adventure"
๐ Ted Lasso (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "The Signal"
๐ Truth Be Told (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Ghosts at the Feast"
๐ Comedy Premium League (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON FINALE. "Episode 5" and "Finale"
๐ Explained (Netflix, 3:01 AM) TBA
SPORTS TONIGHT*
๐ High School Football: Southlake Carroll (TX) at Highland Park (TX) (ESPNU, 5:30 PM)
⚽ MLS Soccer: FC Cincinnati at Columbus Crew SC (ESPN, 6:30 PM)
๐ High School Football: Milton (Ga.) at North Cobb (Ga.) (ESPN2, 7:00 PM)
๐ CSL Football: Hamilton Tiger-Cats at Montreal Alouettes (ESPNews, 7:30 PM)
๐ NASCAR Xfinity Racing Series: Wawa 250 (NBCSN, 7:30 PM)
๐ WNBA Basketball: Phoenix Mercury at New York Liberty (CBSSN, 8:00 PM)
๐️♂️ PGA Tour Golf: BMW Championship, Second Round (Golf, 8:00 PM)
⚽ MLS Soccer: Inter Miami CF at Orlando City SC (ESPN, 8:30 PM)
๐ฅ Professional Fighters League: Playoffs: Women's Lightweights & Heavyweights (ESPN2, 10:00 PM)
๐ 2020 Tokyo Paralympics (NBCSN, 12:00 AM)
*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements.
EARLY PRIMETIME
๐ฒ America Says (Game Show Network, 7:00 PM) "Film Lovers vs. World Travelers"
๐ 8:00 EASTERN / ๐ 7:00 CENTRAL
๐จ Secret Celebrity Renovation (CBS, 8:00 PM) "Emmitt Smith" - 'Professional football player Emmitt Smith returns to Pensacola, Fla., to renovate the humble home he grew up in for his father.'
๐ Burden of Truth (CW, 8:00 PM) "Spirits in the Material World" - 'Joanna and Billy are struggling to deal with the demands of being new parents; they are blindsided when their injunction against the mine is overturned.'
๐คผ♂️ WWE's Friday Night Smackdown (Fox, 8:00 PM)
๐ฎ♂️ The First 48: Catching a Killer (A&E, 8:00 PM) "Heartless" - 'Including bonus footage; in New Orleans, the brutal murder of a mother and her two children sends Detective Darrell Doucette on the hunt for a suspect the victims may have known.'
๐ River Monsters: Deadliest Man-Eaters (Animal Planet, 8:00 PM) "Aquatic Serial Killers" - 'In the fjords of Norway and ice sheets of Greenland, Jeremy Wade races against an Arctic storm to capture an aquatic beast; in Mexico, the Extreme Angler is on a mission to find the Red Devil.'
๐ฐ Gold Rush (Discovery, 8:00 PM) "Winter's Fortune: The Klondike Beast" - 'Tony Beets fights the Yukon winter to build a monster dozer. Fred Lewis prospects a claim that could be too good to be true. Dustin Hurt tries to reach his remote mountain camp to determine if he'll be able to mine this season.'
๐ The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 8:00 PM) "Much Ado About Noshing; Broadcast Blues" - 'Lynn's Table gets a bad review; the Action News Team must cater to Chandler's demands after he buys new equipment.'
๐ The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 8:30 PM) "Lori Days" - 'Lori makes a surprise visit to the house when she feels like she's missing out on the family's inside jokes.'
๐ The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 8:45 PM) "Dream a Lily Dream" - 'Lisa discovers the only way to stop Lily's nightmares is to go inside her dreams and fight them herself.'
๐ 9:00 EASTERN / ๐ 8:00 CENTRAL
๐ญ Great Performances (PBS, 9:00 PM) "Vienna Philharmonic Summer Night Concert 2021" - 'Conductor Daniel Harding leads the Vienna Philharmonic in an open-air concert from the gardens of Vienna's imperial Schรถnbrunn Palace.'
๐ The Greatest #AtHome Videos (CBS, 9:00 PM) "Too Cute to Be Real" - 'Special guest George Lopez.'
๐ Dynasty (CW, 9:00 PM) "The British Are Coming" - 'Blake makes a life changing announcement, in more than one way; Fallon calls on NeNe Leakes to help stir the pot of competition in the online shopping world; Alexis attempts to make amends with Fallon and Adam, but they are both suspicious of her.'
๐ฎ♂️ Cold Case Files (A&E, 8:00 PM) "Devil at the Door" - 'When 36-year-old computer programmer Lisa Valdez fails to show up for work, her apartment manager finds her brutally murdered in her tiny studio; her body is riddled with stab wounds, and the walls are covered in blood.'
๐ด Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives (Food Network, 9:00 PM) "Triple D Nation: Papaya, Panelle and Pork" - 'In Kihei, Hawaii, Guy Fieri finds a pairing of papaya and pork belly; an Italian eatery and market in Norridge, Ill., creates authentic Sicilian recipes like pane and panelle; a Chicago BBQ spot is dishing up pulled pork.'
๐๐ฆบ Cesar Milan: Better Human, Better Dog (Nat Geo Wild, 9:00 PM) "Tail End of Trauma" - 'Cesar helps two families whose past traumas are affecting their dogs.'
๐ป Ghost Adventures (Travel, 9:00 PM) "Atmosphere of Evil" - 'Zak and the crew investigate Wolf Creek Inn, a mysterious Oregon landmark haunted by aggressive spirits and a mysterious vampire-like creature; they then visit a crumbling ghost town that has been overtaken by dark forces.'
๐ Love After Lockup (WE, 9:00 PM) "Life After Lockup: Is He a Trick?" - 'Shawn drops a bombshell on his ex, Kelly; Lacey suspects Shane is cheating; Brittany gets troubling news but keeps it a secret from Marcelino; Stan worries about Lisa's spending; Ray's shocking confession stuns Britney.'
๐ Dino Hunters (Discovery, 9:05 PM) "Monster Ceratopsian" - 'Clayton Phipps makes a shocking discovery at the Trike site; the Harris-Bolan crew unearths what it believes might be an extremely rare Ceratopsian; on the Abercrombie ranch, Andre Lujan digs up an enormous ice age mammoth tusk.'
๐ 10:00 EASTERN / ๐ 9:00 CENTRAL
๐ Dateline NBC (NBC, 10:00 PM) "The Secrets of Spirit Lake" - 'A woman who helps solve cases searches for her missing niece and pushes for change as part of the growing movement to save missing and murdered Indigenous women.'
๐ Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM) 'Interview: Criag Whitlock; Panel: Katty Kay and Ralph Reed'
๐๐ฆบ Cesar Milan: Better Human, Better Dog (Nat Geo Wild, 9:59 PM) "Hijacked Pack" - 'Cesar rehabs a young Australian cattle dog that suffers from severe separation anxiety.'
๐ Put a Ring on It (OWN, 10:00 PM) "Episode 10" - 'After weeks of hard and emotional work, these couples will have to decide to either go their separate ways or take the plunge.'
๐ป Surreal Estate (Syfy, 10:00 PM) "Quarantine" - 'The team locks down in the office to isolate and destroy a murderous demon that followed them home.'
๐ฎ♂️ American Justice (A&E, 10:01 PM) "Poisonous Hearts" - 'Beloved 60-year-old chiropractor Mary Yoder falls violently ill and is rushed to the hospital; two days later, she dies, leaving her family and friends in a state of stunned disbelief; Mary's autopsy report reveals she didn't die of natural causes.'
LATE NIGHT
๐ Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM)
Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO Binge
๐บ The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 5:45 AM - 1:00 PM); ER (Pop, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 8:00 AM - 11:00 AM); The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (VH1, 8:00 AM - 1:00 PM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Living Single (TVONE, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Friends (TBS 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 2:00 AM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); House (Pop, 1:00 PM - 8:00 PM); King of Queens (CMT, 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law and Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 2:00 AM); Bones (TNT, 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); Mom (CMT, 8:00 PM - 1:00 AM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:05 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); Coach (Antenna, 11:30 PM)
๐บ Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Ardath Evitt; Bess Armstrong; Bobby Kelton; Elia Kazan.'
More TV Listings: The Futon Critic; Zap2it
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com
⭐: Top Pick
๐ฒ: Game show
๐ฅ: Movie
๐บ: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
⭐: Top Pick
๐ฒ: Game show
๐ฅ: Movie
๐บ: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
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