Like Casablanca, if Rick was evil and other Thursday headlines

 

This one actually came from a Bebe Walker article entitled, "Wake Up America: Justin Theroux is ugly"

Sorry to make you think about Erik Prince in a thong ... [Wonkette]

If there's one thing Congress can agree on, it's that Moulton 'n' Meijer are the woorst! [Wonkette]

via National Enquirer

Michael Caine spent eight years trying not to blink. [The AV Club]

"Gay Best Friend" continues with Antonio Fargas in Next Stop, Greenwich Village. [The Film Experience]

via Newsweek

I can't say I'm too surprised that Ren and Louis Stevens are estranged. [Page Six]

Something tells me Selena will make a few more 180-degree pivots about her Disney past. [Page Six]

I had a hard time finding ugly photos of Justin Theroux! Via Popsugar.

It'll be ideal for dolling up long pinky nails ... [Page Six]

Emani Bates picks Memphis. [Yahoo Sports]

PET SET: JJ

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