Now You Brie Me And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Mark Your Calendars For Dear Leader's New Return-To-Power Date! [Wonkette]

Now That He's Out Of The Presidenting Business, Donnie Is Back In The Frivolous Lawsuit Business [Gothamist]

No Assholes, Restaurant Workers Aren't Lazy [The Bulwark]

'Can The Right Make Good Satire Without Collapsing Due To Fake News?

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'The TV Hit Isn't Just Dying - It May Already Be Dead' [The Washington Post]

Vera Farmiga Is Trapped In Canada [DListed\

JLo Gonna JLo [Tom & Lorenzo]

Billie Eilish Apologized For Mouthing Lyrics To A Song Which Included An Anti-Asian Slur... When She Was Barely A  Teenager [Page Six]

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'The 1975 Movie Draft' [The Big Picture]

NCIS May Soon Say Farewell To Mark Harmon [The Hollywood Reporter]

Not Sure There Is More Unappealing Sentence Than 'Pete Davidson/Kaley Cuoco Rom-Com' [Vulture]

A Profile Of Ballerina Nardia Bardoo [Washingtonian]

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'The Next Lawsuit Will Bury The NCAA' [Boston]

MLB Is At War With 'Sticky Stuff' [Deadspin]

Retirement Watch: Roger Federer Edition [Tennis]

The Globetrotters Want The Imprimatur Of Being An Official NBA Franchise [Yahoo! Sports]

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