The Flounder And Other Friday Headlines

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'Liz Cheney Unchained' [The Bulwark]

Oh No, No One Wants To Read Donnie's LiveJournal, That's A Shame [NBC News]

Linked For The Use Of 'Old Balls McLoser' [Wonkette]

The Media Is Too Cowardly To Aggressively Cover The Completely Unhinged GQP; Republicans Are Hypocritical Crypto-Fascist Crybabies? You Don't Say! [Press Run/Slate]

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Chrissy Teigen Says She's Sorry For Being A Troll [DListed]

Ellen DeGeneres Thinks It's Sexism She Was Called Out For Being A Shitty Boss [Page Six]

Oh God, The Friends Reunion Is Really Happening [The Hollywood Reporter]

'Only The Least Tasty Employees Work From Home!' [The Washington Post]

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Some European Countries Have Been Regularly Using Men To Dub Laverne Cox In Releases Over There [The A.V. Club]

Who Could Hate Laura Benanti In Anything? [Vulture]

A Rare Bird Was Seen In The Reflecting Pool This Past Weekend [DCist]

'How The Spy Who Gave Away England's Biggest Secrets Escaped From Prison' [Town & Country]

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ESPN Did Kenny Mayne Dirty [The Wrap]

NBC Is Determined To Shove Steve Kornacki In Our Faces As Often As They Can [Awful Announcing]

Good Things! The NBA Will Unveil A New Social Justice Award Named For Kareem Abdul-Jabbar [Yahoo! Sports]

Rip City Is Back [Deadspin]

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