Sideshow Blog And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Carousel Of Crazy I: 'Lin Wood Is Just Asking Questions' [The Bulwark]

Carousel Of Crazy II: 'MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Still Mad About This Hallucination He Keeps Having' [Wonkette]

The Nearly Thirty Year Legal Ordeal Of Sean Ellis, The Subject Of Netflix's Trial 5, Is Almost Over [WBUR]

The Former Guy Finally Launched His Long-Promised 'Communications Platform' 😂😂😂 [The Independent]

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As If Millions Of Nerds Suddenly Cried Out In Disappointment... At Having To Wait Another Year [WDW Today]

No One At SNL Is Upset At Having To Work With Elon Musk, Says Elon Musk [Page Six]

A Kevin Spacey Accuser Must Give Up His Anonymity If He Wants To Keep A Lawsuit Alive [DListed]

Filling The Void Of Samantha Jones In The Sex And The City Reboot? Three Characters Of Color [Jezebel]

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'A Garden On Cape Ann Preserves The Legacy Of America's Greatest Landscape Designer' [Town & Country]

The Fug Girls Take A Trip Down Memory Lane To The Red Carpet Premiere Of 1995's The Net [Go Fug Yourself]

Comfort Dogs Are Everywhere [CBS News Via MSN]

The Biopic About The Creator Of Flamin' Hot Cheetos Has Found Its Leads [Yahoo! Entertainment]

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The Woo Sox Made Their Minor League Debut Against The Buffalo Bison In New Jersey [Telegram & Gazette]

Amy Bockerstette Will Become The First Person With Down Syndrome To Compete In A National Collegiate Golf Championship [Yahoo! Sports Via MSN]

Keep It Classy, Capitals [Awful Announcing]

'The Top 25 Players In The NBA' [The Ringer]

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