Metro Goldwyn Bezos And Other Thursday Headlines

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Why Amazon Bought MGM [Deadline]

Why The Government Would Have A Hard Time Stopping It [Deadline]

No Time to Die is still coming to theaters, honest! [Movieweb]

Honestly, would seeing the Apprentice outtakes really change your opinion of Trump? [Deadline]

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They're terrified of the monster they've unleashed ... [Wonkete]

... But aren't going to do a thing about it. [The Bulwark]

Angie and Brad have equal custody and she doesn't like it. [People]

Kelly Clarkson, as foretold in the Book of Merv, is Ellen's successor [Hollywood Reporter]

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Okay, take two on the Dear Evan Hansen trailer ... [Playbill]

The Tony Awards are back, and just before my birthday! [Playbill]

Almost There looks at Cher in Mask. [The Film Experience]

I didn't read this -- I'm seeing Cruella tonight -- but I'm back to cautious optimism. [Tom and Lorenzo]

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I'm torn between hysterical laughter, genuine concern and mild arousal. [Deadspin]

Anyone want to take bets that this ceremony goes on? [New York Post]

And now for something completely diffey ... [Awful Announcing]

'We're Playing With Fire': The Mental Peril of This NBA Season [Sports Illustrated]

PET SET: A WHOLE BUNCH OF PITTIES

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