What Cheyenne Wants And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'The Crazy Is Metastasizing In The GOP' [The Bulwark]

Evan Hurst On Tucker's Intimacy Issues [Wonkette]

I Guess CNN Gave Rick Santorum An Ultimatum [People]

Thinking About Running For President Even Though You Supported An Insurrection? The Congresswoman From Wyoming Would Like You To Fuck Right Off [CNN]

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Catching Up With Natasha Henstridge [The Daily Beast]

Probably Best To Keep Kaitlyn Jenner Away From Living Things [Page Six]

Bananas As Art, Roombas As Entertainment: Alex Petri Covers It All [Petri Dishes]

Well, This Is Certainly A Take On Anthony Hopkins' Win [Slate]

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A Planned Flintstones Reboot 'Will Follow A Twentysomething Pebbles As She Begins Her Own Career While Her Dad, Fred, Nears Retirement' And Oh My God Just Kill It With Fire [The Hollywood Reporter]

Also In The Reboot Pipeline: Fantasy Island [Deadline]

'Stranger Gifts Four-Year-Old Twins A Puppy After Finding Balloon Containing Their Gift Wish List' [People Via MSN]

The Reporter Behind The Bullshit Story About Kamala's Book Has Resigned [The Wrap]

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Golf's Real Life Danny Noonan On His Fashion Choices [Slow News Day]

Twitter Favorite Rex Chapman Is Getting Into Podcasting [Awful Announcing]

'When It Comes To Star Athletes And Sexual Assault, Don't Listen To The Guys With The Agenda' [Deadspin]

Essential Equality Is This Year's Favorite To Win Saturday's Kentucky Derby [ESPN]

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