Satan's Rally And Other Tuesday Headlines

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March 30th Is Part Of... National Protocol Officer's Week

Maybe The Media Should Demand Trump Apologize To Joe Biden For Fucking Up The COVID Response? [Press Run]

'The State Assault On Voting Rights Hurts Us All' [The Bulwark]

The Trump Presidency Will Resume In August, Says Man Who Is Not At All Completely Coked Out Of His Mind [Wonkette]

Satan Is So Hot Right Now [Duluth News Tribune]

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March 30th Is Part Of... The National Cherry Blossom Festival

''Viola Davis And Family Star In Black Americana, A Photo Essay Directed By Regina King' [W]

Remembering Beverly Clearly [The Bulwark]

Chrissy Teigen May Have Quit Twitter (For Now) But She's Still Managing To Overshare Elsewhere [HuffPost]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Back At Heartbreakers [Vulture]

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March 30th Is Part Of... National Cleaning Week

'Lindsay Lohan' And 'Financial Scam' Goes Together Like 'Crack Cocaine' And 'Lindsay Lohan' [Vulture]

Khlozilla Is Angry That People Keep Pointing Out Her Ever-Changing Face [Buzzfeed]

Like Many A Trash Person Before Her, Sharon Osbourne Took A Big Fat Check On Her Way Out Of A Job [Page Six]

'An Architect Builds A  Zen Retreat In The Cotswolds' [Town & Country]

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March 30th Is Part Of... Pesach

USA Today (Allegedly!) Fired An Editor For Tweeting 'It's Always An Angry White Man' After The King Soopers Shooting [Awful Announcing]

I Think We Can All Agree The MLB Should Say 'Sayonara' To Georgia For The All-Star Game [Deadspin]

'Scourge Of Slow Play Clouds Golf Again' [Yahoo! Sports]

Nike Is Suing Over Those Satan Shoes [NBC News]

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March 30th Is Part Of... National Second-Hand Shopping Week

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