Anything Froze And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Everything Trump Touches Dies [The Bulwark]

There's Good News... And Bad News... And Good News... And Bad News... [Wonkette]

Yeah, Planning For Extreme Cold Weather Might Have Been A Good Thing [The Washington Post]

The Seventy-Four Year-Old Toddler Is Throwing A Yertle-Specific Tantrum; Meanwhile, Donnie's Previous Nemesis Just Received A Cool Million Dollar Prize For Not Being A Drooling Hobgoblin With Syphilitic Squirrels Running Around Inside His Skull [NPR]

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Tamron Hall Interviewed Sherry Pie And RPDRers Were Not Happy [The Wrap]

Catching Up With Viola Davis' Ma Rainey Pole Dance [Go Fug Yourself]

This Is The Kind Of Wedding I Can Get Excited About [New York Post]

What In The Ever-Loving Fuck? Hard No [Tom & Lorenzo]

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I Was Not Persuaded That Sleeping With The Enemy Is, In Any Way, Rewatchable [The Ringer]

One Of The Nation's Most StoriedJazz Clubs May Not Make It Through The Pandemc [DCist]

Headline Of The Day: 'Nick Loeb' Roe V. Wade Movie Will Premiere At An Orlando Hotel' [Page Six]

Fashion Advice From Michelle Obama's Stylist [Town & Country]

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Apparently Zdeno Chara Is Not The Ideal Cover Choice For The Diversity Issue Of Hockey News [Awful Announcing]

J.J. Watt Might Head To Cleveland [Yahoo! Sports]

Not This Shit Again: College Basketball Players Were Suspended For Kneeling During The National Anthem [Deadspin]

If Only The Camera Had Been Turned On Elisha's Derp Face When He Wiped Out [New York Post[

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