What Is 'A Very Sad Day'? And Other Friday Headlines

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'Meanwhile, In Ohio, It's Mandatory Jazz Funerals For Your Abortion' [Wonkette]

Things Are Looking Up For D.C. Statehood [DCist]

The College Student Incorrectly Credited With Helping Save The Electoral Votes On What It Was Like To Be There [Washingtonian]

'What Do We Do With Them?' [The Bulwark]

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For Those Who Find Bridesmaids 'Rewatchable' [The Ringer]

The Time Alex Trebek Was Pantsless On Set [Page Six]

A Not-Even-Made-Yet Documentary About Sex Workers Set The Outrage Crowd On Fire [The Hollywood Reporter]

You Know You Want It: A Mandalorian Painting From Thomas Kinkade Studios [Gizmodo]

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Margaret Qualley, Get Your Picker Fixed [People]

This Ten-Year-Old Creates Survival Kits For The Homeless [WESH]

The Broadway Run Of Mean Girls Is Over [Deadline]

One Of Tonight's Jeopardy! Contestants On Being On Alex Trebek's Final Episode [SF Chronicle]

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Ooops [Awful Announcing]

Who Hasn't Been Wondering What O.J. Simpson Thinks Of The Riot In D.C.? [Deadspin]

An Assistant College Football Coach Was Shitcanned For Calling Stacey Abrams 'Fat Albert,' That's A Shame [Yahoo! Sports]

'The Forever Legacy Of Alex Trebek' [The Ringer]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PHOENIX & GHOST