Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse Full Of Needles And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Shut The Fuck Up, Melons [Wonkette]

Donnie Wants To Create His Own Twitter, So It's Sure To Be A Failure [Slate]

The Gaslighting Never Ends [The Daily Beast]

All Of These Cockroaches Need To Disappear Forever [The Wrap]

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'The Cast For Ted Danson As The TV GOAT' [The Ringer]

Alan Sepinwall Is Getting A Podcast That's Basically The Rewatchables But For Episodes Of TV [The Hollywood Reporter]

Disneyland Will Become A Mass Vaccination Site [Deadline]

The Sex And The City Ladies Will Make Bank On That Reboot [Variety]

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'Who Dies For Donald Trump?' Crazy Motherfuckers, That's Who [New York Magazine]

Ginge And Cringe Probably Won't Do Any More Social Media [Town & Country]

How Vogue 'Overstepped' With Its Kamala Covers [The Washington Post]

'Alex Trebek Was Unflappable To The End' [The A.V. Club]

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There's Zero Chance Donnie Doesn't Turn Around And Give It Tom Brady, Right? [Vulture]

Mike Milbury Is Officially Done At NBC Sports [Awful Announcing]

Really Doesn't Seem Like It Was A Good Idea To Go Ahead With The Australian Open [Yahoo! Sports]

A-Rod's Ex Brother-In-Law Is Accusing Him Of Racketeering [New York Post]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - YOSHI