Poison Whiny And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Living Statues' In D.C. Had Some Fun At Shitblimp's Expense [DCist]

That's A Shame: Donnie's Campaign Website Was Hacked [NBC News]

The 'Poisonious Legacy' Of QAnon; 'Why Women Hate Trump' [The Bulwark]

In Case You Missed It: Brianna Keilar's Supercut Of Cryin' Lindsey Begging For Dough On Fox News [YouTube]

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Johnny S. Is Coming To Apple+ [New York Post]

WERQ? More Like 'Woof' [Tom & Lorenzo]

Another Round Of Movie Postponements [The Wrap]

Sounds Like Sarah Cooper Should Stick With Lip-Syncing To Trump [Jezebel]

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In Treatment Is Getting Rebooted With Uzo Aduba Headlining And... This Sounds Promising? [The Hollywood Reporter]

That Was Fast! The Latest Borat Lawsuit Has Already Been Dismissed [Variety]

Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Are Finally Engaged [Twitter]

Never Change, Bill Maher [The Daily Beast]

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The College GameDay Crew Is Headed For Augusta During The Masters [Awful Announcing]

'Blake Leeper Is Breaking Oscar Pistorius' Records But Olympic Gatekeepers Don't Want Him To Compete' [Deadspin]

Doc Rivers Is Endorsing Joe Biden In A Lincoln Project Ad [Yahoo! Sports]

Won't Someone Please Shed A Tear For Tom Brady? [Boston]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

The Jack Benny Show [1950]

Love, Sidney [1981]
Grimm [2011]

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