Commence Fête And Other Wednesday Headlines

Via Tenor

'Sarah Palin Was The Only Woman In 2008 To Endure Sexist Treatment, You Betcha' [Wonkette]

Kamala Kamala Kamala! [The Bulwark]

I... I Don't Know What I Expected [Pajiba]

You'll Never Guess What Team Trump's Plan Of Attack Is For Kamala Harris [The Daily Beast]

Via Gifer

Howard Stern Is White Knighting For Ellen [DListed]

Viola Davis Gave Herself A Damn Amazing Birthday Gift [USA Today]

Congratulations On The Unprotected Sex: Ed Sheeran And Bindi Irwin Editions [Page Six/CBS News]

Hollywood Is Pleased With The Biden/Harris Ticket [Yahoo!]

Via Tumblr

Your Periodic Reminder That Smashmouth Exists And They Suck [NBC News]

José Andrés Continues To Be An Angel On Earth [DCist]

Singer And Actor Trini Lopez Has Died Of COVID [CinemaBlend]

Paula Pell Submits To 'Random Roles' [The A.V. Club]

Via Gifer

Shut The Fuck Up, Donnie [ESPN]

After More Than A Decade, Deion Sanders Has Exited NFL Network [Awful Announcing]

'Do You Remember What It Feels Like To Have a Player Die In Front of You?' [Deadspin]

Davey Martinez Gave Asdrubal Cabrera A Piggyback Ride And Not Everyone Was Happy About It [Yahoo! Sports]

Via Tumblr

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Animal Practice [2012]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote