The Scummy Pit And Other Wednesday Headlines

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The Trump Campaign Is Desperately Trying To Shake Down Donors, Seems Like They Think The End Is Near [Wonkette]

Ivanka Trump Is Still A Feckless Cunt With Daddy Issues [CNN/Mercury News]

Tuesday's Rose Garden Shitshow: 'Imagine The Covfefe Tweet Come To Life' [The Bulwark]

Waiting On Biden's Veep Pick [The Boston Globe]

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In Case You Weren't Sure If Jeff Zucker Was A Trump-Sucking-Up Toady... Jeff Zucker Is A Trump-Sucking-Up Toady [The Daily Beast]

Sorry Roku And Amazon Customers, No Peacock Streaming For You Today! [Variety]

The Trailer For Radioactive Starring Rosamund Pike Is Here [Tom & Lorenzo]

Bari Weiss Quit-Fired Herself At The New York Times, Blaming 'Bullying' [VOGUE]

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'Amber Heard Denies Defecating In Johnny Depp's Bed' [Page Six]

The TCA Nominations Are Out [Reality Blurred]

Guess Who's Sticking Up For Tucker Carlson? [Yahoo! Entertainment]

Watch This: Seems Like Old Times [The A.V. Club]

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Thoughts On 'Woj-gate' [The Press Box Podcast]

If Crowds Are Allowed To Attend NFL Games This Year, Gillette Stadium Will Cap Them At 20% [CBS Boston]

Washington Mystics Star Elena Delle Donne Was Denied A Medical Exemption For Playing This Season [DCist]

Mike 'The Fat One' Golic Is Back To College Football Analyzing After Golic & Wingo Was Axed [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
One Life To Live [1968]

Scott Baio Is 45... And Single [2008]

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