Project Gunnway And Other Friday Headlines

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'Where Does Joe Biden Go To Get His Apology?' [The Bulwark]

Fetch Lady G His Fainting Sofa, Those 'Hollywood Liberals' Are Backing His Opponent [Wonkette]

Go Fuck Yourself, Skippy [Vanity Fair]

Let's Check In With Roodles The Clown [Joe My God]

Via Gifer

Man, No One Likes Ellen DeGeneres; She's Responding To Complaints About The Toxic Workplace [Page Six/New York Daily News]

Oprah Took A Month Off From Being The Cover Model For Her Eponymous Magazine - For The First Time Ever - For A Good Reason [Oprah]

'My Afternoons In Paris With Olivia de Havilland' [Town & Country]

COVID-19 Brings California Pizza Kitchen Into Bankruptcy [Yahoo!]

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The Creator Of Indian Matchmaking Is A-OK With The Backlash [CNN]

Tay-Tay's Fans Doxxed A Critic Over A Less Than A++++ Review For 'Folklore' [The Daily Beast]

'D.C. Strangers Banded Together To Help A Struggling Squirrel And Her Babies' [DCist]

The VMAs Remain A Thing That Happens [The Wrap]

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The Draft Braille Card Used By Mo Gaba To Announce The Ravens Pick In 2019 Is Now On Display In The Pro Football Hall Of Fame [WBAL]

Mike Golic Teases That He Will Someday Spill The Tea About ESPN [Awful Announcing]

'I Hate To Be The Bearer of Bad News, But Your Team Isn't Winning An NBA Title This Year. Here's Why' [The Root]

College Tailgates Could Be The Next Epicenter Of Superspreading [USA Today]

Via Tenor

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - HANUMAN