Moulin Stooge And Other Tuesday Headlines

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July 21st Is... Monkey Day

The ACLU Is Supporting Michael Cohen's Legal Fight Against Low-Rent Roy Cohn Impersonator Bill Barr [ACLU]

Whiny Little Bitch Tucker Carlson Was Back On The Air Monday Night, Whining Some More [Twitter]

Diamond Joe Was The Inaugural Guest On The Reid Out [Deadline]

'Biden And Pelosi Kindly Inform Trump His Ass Will Be Leaving White House January 20, One Way Or Another!' [Wonkette]

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July 21st Is... National Junk Food Day

Lorne Michaels Wants SNL To Get Back To In-Studio Production [Variety]

Wake Me If Peacock Ever Gets On Roku [The Ringer]

Maybe It's Time To 5150 Kanye [Page Six]

Bring Out The Fake Crying Gifs: Ghislane Is Worried About Being Murdered In Lock Up [DListed]

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July 21st Is... No Pet Store Puppies Day

How Sarah Cooper 'Trumped Trump' [Vanity Fair]

The Conjuring Is Considered Rewatchable? [The Ringer]

'Steve Carell's Bizarrely Unfunny Return To Comedy' [Vulture]

The Comedy Actor Roundtable Goes Virtual With Daniel Levy, Ricky Gervais, Kenan Thompson, Ramy Youssef And Kumail Nanjiani [The Hollywood Reporter]

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July 21st Is... National Lamington Day

Nats Superfan Anthony Fauci Will Throw Out The First Pitch On Thursday [DCist]

Bob Costas Is Going To CNN [Awful Announcing]

So Many Bad Owners, So Little Time [Deadspin]

Manager Gabe Kapler And Four Players Took A Knee During The Anthem At Monday Night's Giants Exhibition Game [Yahoo! Sports]

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July 21st Is... Take A Monkey To Lunch Day

Notable Television Premieres
The Restaurant [July 20, 2003]
So You Think You Can Dance? [July 20, 2005]
Rescue Me [July 21, 2004]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - TONY