Little Liars Everywhere And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Does This Surprise You? It Should Not Surprise You [Wonkette]

How Many Different Ways Can I Say This Man Is A Giant, Whiny Bitch? [The Daily Beast]

'Donald Trump Vs. Democracy' [The Bulwark]

My Boo Jake Tapper Wants Gym Jordan To Say He's Sorry Being A Deceptive Piece Of Shit, Good Luck With That Request [Joe My God]

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Kimmy Is Definitely Laying The Groundwork To Give Kanye The Kris Humphries Treatment [DListed]

Matt Zoller Seitz On The Best Superman [Roger Ebert]

White Oprah Wants To Be On Dancing With The Has-Beens [Page Six]

Alan Sepinwall Reacts To The Emmy Nominations [Rolling Stone]

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Armie Hammer: Not Just Thirsty, But Really Really Dumb [DListed]

Mystery Seeds Are Being Sent To Washingtonians [DCist]

All Hail Rita Moreno [Go Fug Yourself]

The 'Karenization' Of Brooks Brothers [Town & Country]

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I'm Sure There Will Be Many Mourners If The Patriots Go To Shit This Season [Yahoo! Sports]

A List Of NFL Players Saying 'Thanks But No Thanks' To 2020 [Deadspin]

The Orioles And Ravens Honored Superfan Mo Gaba, Who Died Of Cancer At Age Fourteen [Baltimore Sun]

'Should This Year’s NBA Title Come With An Asterisk?' [The Ringer]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - WALLY & BUGGY