Crummyball And Other Thursday Headlines

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July 23rd Is... Gorgeous Grandma Day

'Trump's New Ad Is Amazing' [The Bulwark]

Matt Gaetz Is Such A Bad Little Boy [Wonkette]

Morons Who Like Tucker Carlson Doxxed A New York Times Reporter [The Washington Post]

Your Periodic Reminder That Jack Kingston Is A Complete Fucking Idiot [Mediaite]

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July 23rd Is... National Vanilla Ice Cream Day

'R.I.P. Cable TV: Why Hollywood Is Slowly Killing Its Biggest Moneymaker' [Variety]

Priscilla Presley On Grandson Benjamin Keough's Death [Page Six]

And Just Like That, Racism Was Solved [CBS News]

We Will Never Be Rid Of The Circus [Deadline]

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July 23rd Is... Yada Yada Yada Day

Oh No, Is It Really Over For Kimye? [US Weekly]

Patricia Heaton Gave Up Drinking [Celebitchy]

'It's A $40 Million Question: Was This 35-Carat Pink Diamond Stolen?' [Town & Country]

Remembering The Dumpster Fire That Was I Wanna Marry Harry [Refinery29]

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July 23rd Is... Peanut Butter & Chocolate Day

'A Brief History Of The Arguments About The Designated Hitter' [The Ringer]

Opening Day Is Finally Here, With Many Changes [CNN]

Another Day, Another Jabroini Making An Ass Of Himself On Boston Sports Radio [Awful Announcing]

The Question Mark Over The NFL's 2020 Season [Deadspin]

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July 23rd Is... JimmiesSprinkle Day

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Gene Autry Show [1950]

Reno 911! [2003]

Saving Grace [2007]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - BUNNY