Impractical Djokovic II: The Wreakquel And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'President Stable Genius Wants To Challenge Joe Biden To Camel-Identifying Contest' [Wonkette]

Alex Petri Weighs In With Some Good Things About Donnie's Limp Self-Esteem Pep Rally [The Washington Post]

Brad Parscale Still Has A Job? But Maybe Not For Long! [The Bulwark/Vanity Fair]

In Case You Missed It: Colbert's Interview With The National Security Mustache [Yahoo!]

Who Do We Have To Fuck To Get Chuck Todd On The Unemployment Line? [Raw Story]

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Multiple Episodes Of 30 Rock Featuring 'Race-Changing Makeup' Are Being Removed From Hulu And Amazon [DListed]

A Periodic Reminder Of How Much Mel Gibson Sucks [Pajiba]

The Newest Top Chef Joins Chris Ryan And Andy Greenwald For 'The Watch' [The Ringer Podcast]

Sculptor Nancy Schön Of 'Make Way For Ducklings' Has Revealed Her Latest Work [Greater Boston Video]

Why Have One Officially Sanctioned Night Of July Fourth Fireworks When You Can Have Six? [Vulture]

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Unfortunately Handsome 9/11 Crank Mark Ruffalo Is Now A Cat Daddy [Buzzfeed]

Elizabeth Hurley Responded To The News Of Ex Steve Bing's Death [Just Jared]

Charlize Theron Is Now Downplaying Her One-Time Relationship With Sean Penn [Page Six]

Jeff Probst Says Survivor Has To 'Reinvent The Show' Every Season [Reality Blurred]

'Does The World Still Need Celebrities?' [The Ringer]

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Husband-And-Wife Idiot Duo Novak And Jelena Jokovic - Who Think Vaccines Don't Work And Perpetrate 5G Conspiracy Theories - Have Tested Positive For Coronavirus Following That Shitshow Of A Tennis Exhibition In Belgrade [New York Post]

Bubba Wallace Responded To The FBI's Conclusion About The Noose Found In His NASCAR Stall [Mediaite]

Bill Simmons Responded To Criticism Of The Lack Of Diversity Within Ringer Podcasts... Poorly [Awful Announcing]

A Leadership Change For The Detroit Lions [nuDeadspin]

'The Way The Game Is Supposed To Be Played!' Crowd Won't Be Too Happy About Another Proposed Rule Change For A Shortened MLB Season; UPDATE: MLB Is Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Sports Illustrated/NBC News]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Newsroom [2012]

Under The Dome [2013]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - NOVA & PACCO