What's On Tonight (Saturday): Let's get Loud

The Loud House (via Giphy)

Hey hey! Top Pick tonight goes to Nickelodeon's animated series The Loud House, which tonight does a quarantine episode where it crosses over with its spinoff The Casagrandes. (I know. I know! I highlight Nickelodeon programs too often. You try regularly finding Saturday night programming worthy of highlighting!) Loud House star Lincoln Loud will video chat with The Casagrandes' Ronnie Anne Santiago. Like every Loud House, which is heavy on family chaos brought on by Lincoln and his 10 sisters. The show is big on diversity and even with nearly 200 segments, as a kids' show, it's pretty good. Elsewhere, Samara Weaving has a bad wedding night, Harley Quinn wants a crew, Frankie gets involved in local politics, Paul Lynde gets a son-in-law, and Black Clover has a flashback. But Hooker's a good cop, here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, May 23!

STREAMING / EARLY PRIMETIME

Frankie Drake Mysteries (Ovation, 7 p.m.): Etta Rose and Boyzey are old school friends of Trudy. Etta is running for Alderman and her campaign office receives a bombing so Boyzey offers to help the campaign. Then Boyzey is in trouble and the team work together to help him.

Tour of Duty 📺 (Heroes & Icons, 7 p.m.): Ruiz befriends a new man who joins the team, mainly because he is also Hispanic. Dalby orders Goldman's men into an impossible attack, which Myron refuses to go on.

FOR THE RECORD: Accident, Suicide or Murder (Oxygen, 6 p.m.); J-Style Trip (Netflix, 3 a.m.); The King: Eternal Monarch (Netflix, 3 a.m.); Mark of a Killer (Oxygen, 7 p.m.)

🕗 EASTERN / 🕖 CENTRAL

Group Chat: The Show (Nickelodeon, 8:30 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Kid celebrities Annie LeBlanc and Jayden Bartels video chat about hot topics of the day and have guests.

⭐ The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.): Crossover! On a stay-at-home video chat, old friends Lincoln and Ronnie Anne cover everything from fashion fails to fave TV shows. The episode features both new and classic footage from The Loud House and its spinoff The Casagrandes, and "even a big surprise from Ronnie Anne."✔️

Ready or Not 🎥 (HBO, 8 p.m.): Samara Weaving's wedding night takes a sinister turn when her eccentric new in-laws force her to take part in a terrifying game. She must hide from midnight until dawn while they hunt her down with guns, crossbows, and other weapons.

FOR THE RECORD: The Zoo (Animal Planet)

🕘 EASTERN / 🕗 CENTRAL

All That (Nickelodeon, 9 p.m.): Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student... Lil Nas X promotes his new album... Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference... Trevor Daniel performs.

This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture media have you consumed lately?

FOR THE RECORD: Fear Not with Iyanla Vanzant (OWN); Live PD (A&E); Paranormal 911 (Travel Channel); Saved by the Barn (Animal Planet)

🕙 EASTERN / 🕘 CENTRAL

The Johnny Cash Show 📺 (getTV, 10 p.m.): With guests Loretta Lynn, Kris Kristofferson, and Ricky Nelson. Later, Stevie Wonder, Bill Monroe, and Ian & Sylvia.

T.J. Hooker 📺 (Decades, 10 p.m.): Spend the weekend with William Shatner and Heather Locklear. Hooker fights to prove his innocence as the news shows him killing an unarmed youth. Meanwhile, Romano (Adrian Zmed) recovers from being shot but doubts his future in the force. But he's a series regular!✔️

FOR THE RECORD: Girlfriends Check In (OWN); Jungle Animal Rescue (Nat Geo Wild, finale)

T.J. Hooker (via Gfycat)

🕚 EASTERN / 🕙 CENTRAL

Hill Street Blues 📺 (Heroes & Icons, 11 p.m.): When a private plane carrying a massive stash of cocaine crashes, avaricious Sid the Snitch tries to coax Buntz into stealing it as a down payment on an uptown life, a scheme that leaves them praying for their lives.✔️

Line of Duty (AMC, 11 p.m.): "Lindsay finds herself targeted in prison and tells Kate her theory of why she is being framed."

FOR THE RECORD: My Paranormal Nightmare (Travel Channel); Smothered (TLC)

Hill Street Blues (via Disqus)

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Black Clover (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): A flashback to the truth behind the first Wizard King's battle against the demon serves as prelude for a new face joining the fight against the devil.

Cyanide & Happiness (Syfy, 1:30 a.m.): A kid visits his Grandma... a ghost whisperer contacts the other side... folks mourn a friend.

Dr. Havoc's Diary (Syfy, 1:19 & 1:55 a.m.): Havoc and Brock pick the worst place ever to have a fist-fight. Later, the Havocs go on vacation for some sun, fun, and relaxation, but Havoc's work gets in the way.

Gary and His Demons (Syfy, 1:06 a.m.): Gary's attempt to help his uptight boss Leslie confront her issues unleashes her inner demons.

Harley Quinn (Syfy, 12:33 a.m.): Realizing that she needs a crew to pull of legit heists that will attract the Legion of Doom's attention, Harley tries to recruit disgraced Wonder Woman villain Dr. Psycho and Clayface, Gotham's shapeshifting thespian extraordinaire.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): Given some of King Crimson's abilities, Doppio uses Epitaph to see a few seconds into the future.

Lost in Space 📺 (MeTV, 1 a.m.): The Robinsons and Major West are imprisoned and forced to appear in court for alleged space crimes. As the trial begins, it is soon realized that the crimes in question were in fact committed by Dr. Smith.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): Gaara leads the Fourth Company into battle against the previous Kage, including his father and the late Fourth Kazekage.

Paranoia Agent 📺 (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): The Lil' Slugger suspect believes he is a video game character.

The Paul Lynde Show 📺 (Antenna TV, midnight): This short-lived sitcom cycles over, though Antenna TV doesn't air every episode. Paul is a harried lawyer arrives and when he gets home from work, he finds his college-age daughter has come home with a somewhat dimwitted husband.✔️

LATE-NIGHT TV

The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News, 10 p.m.): Pete Hegseth, Michael Loftus, Kat Timpf, and Tyrus
SNL Vintage 📺 (NBC, 10 p.m.): Fred Willard and Devo (14 Oct 1978)

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Note: All times are Eastern.

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Happy watching, everyone!