Pushing Crazies And Other Friday Headlines

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WHAR HUNTER BIDEN? Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You! [Mother Jones]

Alex Petri On Dear Leader's Efforts To Make Twitter Be Nice To His Lies [The Washington Post]

A Big Blonde Idiot Is Trying To Make 'Fartgate' A Thing; I Am Much Looking Forward To 'President Biden' [Wonkette]

A Big Fat Idiot Thinks We Just Don't Get 'The Subtlety Of Donald Trump' [The Bulwark]

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Burger King's Twitter Account Angered Taylor Swift Nation [The Blemish]

'Larry Kramer's Inheritance' [Vulture]

A Pair Of Social Media Twatwaffles 'Rehomed' An Adopted Child For Being Autistic [Celebitchy]

This Jim Parsons Photospread Is Full Of Whimsy [Tom & Lorenzo]

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Even Though It's Getting A Second Season, We Can Agree That Tituss Burgess Deserves Better Than A Cooking Competition Series On Quibi - Right? [Deadline]

I've Found A New Dream Home [Boston Magazine]

All Of Your Holey Moley II Questions Answered [Reality Blurred]

'Boston Ballet And Pops Collaborate On Quarantine-Friendly Swan Lake Performance' [Boston]

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Max Scherzer Is Unhappy With MLB's Plan For Resuming Play [DCist]

For The First Time In 124 Years, There Will Be No Marathon In Boston [The Week]

NuDeadspin Isn't Doing So Well [Awful Announcing]

Lance Armstrong Is Still Running His Mouth [Yahoo! Sports]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - CHARLIE