Cinco De Stinko And Other Tuesday Headlines

Via Giphy

'Wingnuts Won't Wear Masks, Because This Is America' [Wonkette]

Don't Count Out Ol' Handsome Joe Biden [The Bulwark]

In Case You Missed It: The FCC Has Been Ordered To Turn Over The IPs Behind Millions Of  Fake Comments In Support Of Ending Net Neutrality, Gosh Wonder Why They Don't Want Them Revealed [Gizmodo]

Skeltor Was Her Usual Racist Self About That Security Guard Shooting In Flint [Raw Story]

Via Gifer

Among The 2020 Pulitzer Prize Winners: The 1619 Project (Commentary), The Los Angeles Times (Criticism) And A Special Citation For Investigative Journalism Pioneer Ida B. Wells [Poynter] 

Sam Neill Had Eye Surgery [Pajiba]

Betty The Weather Cat Is Your New Feline Sensation [People]

Doesn't It Seem Like Just Yesterday The Wife Of Dog The Bounty Hunter Died? Well, He's Already Engaged To Wife #6 [DListed]

Via Tenor

Not Enough Eyerolls For The Title Of Ginge And Cringe's Post-Royal Biography [Celebitchy]

Behind The Scenes Of Sondheim's 90th Birthday Concert [Vulture]

'How The Fashionable Face Mask Became A Symbol Of Class' [Jezebel]

I'd Take The Peloton Lady Back If It Meant Never Having To Hear About 'Joe Exotic' Ever Again [The Wrap]

Via Imgflip

'The Last Dance Details The Grudges And Grievances Of Michael Jordan' [The Ringer]

Not Really A Surprise That They'll Be No International NFL Action This Year [Awful Announcing]

Fare Thee Well, Don Shula [Deadspin]

Daily Korean Baseball Games Are Coming To ESPN [Yahoo!]

Via Gfycat

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - VERN