BTP: Sauterlouse Jive And Other Saturday Headlines

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Long time no see, Lylah Alphonse!

In Other News Headlines

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'Ex-Navy Chaplin/Wingnut Suggests Black People Protest Other Black People Instead Of Racist Cops' [Wonkette]

Family Values Trash Badger Phil Robertson Revealed He Has An Illegitimate Daughter [DListed]

Oh Dear, Baby Jane Ciccone Is Back [Celebitchy]

Forbes Called Out Kylie Jenner's Financial 'Web Of Lies' [Forbes]

Anne Hathaway's 'Eat It, Bitches' Look From The Devil Wears Prada [Tom & Lorenzo]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PAWMAGE À TROIS

Him .. Her .. and the other .. 😏😏😅 pic.twitter.com/qOnC4qEpfQ

— Ernesto’s Sanctuary for Syrian Cats (@theAleppoCatman) May 29, 2020