Bridgegate On The River 'Why?' And Other Friday Headlines

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'Trickle Down Trumpism' [The Bulwark]

Conspiracy Nutcase Update [Wonkette]

Armed Nutcase Update [The Daily Beast]

Nina Totenberg Explains The SCOTUS Ruling In 'Bridgegate' [NPR]

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Florence Pugh Spends More Time Whining About People's Opinions Of Her Relationship With Zach Braff Than Anyone Has Spent Thinking About Her Relationship With Zach Braff [DListed]

The Greendale Gang - Sans Pierce Hawthorne - Will Briefly Reunite [Variety]

Your Mother's Day Movie Watch List [Town & Country]

NASA Says For Realsies Tom Cruise Will Be Filming A Movie At The International Space Station [Celebtitchy]

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Wildlife Around D.C. Is Enjoying A Human-Free Renaissance [DCist]

Issa Rae Is The Special Guest For The Rewatchables Discussion Of Groundhog Day [The Ringer Podcast]

The Television Academy Has Clarified Its Prohibition On 'Double-Dipping' Documentaries [Variety]

Ginge & Cringe Have Decamped To A Property Owned By Tyler Perry [Page Six]

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Vijay Singh's Decision To Enter The Korn Ferry Challenge Resulted In Another Golfer Calling Singh 'A Turd' [Golfweek]

New Details About 'The Match' [Awful Announcing]

Barstool Might Be In Financial Trouble, So Sad [The Daily Beast Via NewsUs]

Novak Djokovic Is Turning Out To Be Quite The Looney Tune [Deadspin]

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