The Lame Mutiny And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Some Film History For Donald Trump' [Wonkette]

The 'Historic Humiliation' Of Wisconsin's Dan Kelly [The Bulwark]

So Much Winning! More Layoffs Are On The Way [The Wall Street Journal Via MSN]

Behind Quibi's Ten Part True Crime Series Run This City [The Daily Beast]

To Put This In A Style Drew Magary Will Understand: OH GO FUCK YOURSELF [Medium]

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Big Bird Is Here To Help Children Learn How To Stay Safe During A Pandemic [CBS This Morning Video]

A 93-Year-Old Is 150 Beers Richer Thanks To Molson Coors [USA Today]

Coronavirus Situation Aside, Chris Cuomo Is Kind Of A Dick, Right? [Pajiba]

Padma Lakshmi Went Braless In An Instagram Video And Some Commenters Called It 'Immoral' [Page Six]

Anna Wintour Is One Of Numerous Condé Nast Executives Taking A Pay Cut To Help Lessen The Need For Layoffs [Celebitchy]

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Martha Stewart Got Shitfaced On Instagram Because Martha Stewart Is All Of Us [DListed]

'Doctor Shares Sweet Story After Reuniting With Patient Recovering From Coronavirus' [NBC10 Boston]

Tired Of Celebrities Like Ellen Whining About 'Imprisonment' In Their Mansions? So Is Ricky Gervais [US]

American Psycho Turned Twenty And Is 'Still Relevant' [The Hollywood Reporter]

D.C. Chef Christian Irabién Opened A Pop-Up To Bring Free Delivered Meals To Immigrant Families [DCist]

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'Hank Steinbrenner Was Truly The Boss' Son' [Deadspin]

Jose Canseco Is Still Desperate For Attention [NESN]

The PGA Is Doing Its Part To Help Industry Peers [NBC Sports]

ESPN Wants To Cut Salaries At The Top [Awful Announcing]

Kyle Larson Was Fired By The Chip Ganassi Racing Team [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
In Living Color [1990]
Fargo [2014]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ASTI & BARBAROUX