Impractical Djokovic And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'What Is Trump Angrily Expressing His Glands About Today?' [Wonkette]

Charlie Sykes On How Trump Turned A Pandemic Into A Fight Over Identity Politics [The Bulwark]

It Probably Comes As No Surprise That Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ Is Totes Okay With Gun-Toting, Anti-Social Distancing Moron Mobs [Salon]

Ralph Nader And Bruce Fein Want An Investigation Of Donnie Do-Nothing's Signature On The Pandemic Relief Checks [Law & Crime]

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Is Brad Pitt Doing Alia Shawkat Or What? [Pajiba]

'A Brief Interview With A Man Who Takes Majestic Photos Of His Tiny, Impossibly Athletic Dog' [Jezebel]

The Fashions On Making The Cut Are Selling Out [Reality Blurred]

Don't Misuse Your Cleaning Supplies, People [Slate]

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Ginge and Cringe Are Back! [DListed]

The Rewatchables Take On Ferris Bueller's Day Off [The Ringer Podcast]

Andie MacDowell And Her Two Daughters Were Caught Trespassing In A Closed Park [Page Six]

In Case You Missed It: John Oliver Had Some Words For The Fox News Assholes Spreading Coronavirus Mistruths [Towleroad]

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NuDeadspin Finds A Reason To Complain About The Last Dance [Deadspin]

Old Deadspin Is Having Yet Another Reunion, This Time Around '4/20' Because They're All Thirteen Years Old [Awful Announcing]

Emily Rooney Spent Monday At The Mostly-Deserted Marathon Finish Line [WGBH/Greater Boston Video]

Novak Djokovic Came Out As An Anti-Vaxxxer [CNN]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Ancient Aliens [April 20, 2010]
Walker, Texas Ranger [April 21, 1993]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - MIRAK