Fatal Inaction And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'The Ten Weeks That Lost The War' [The Bulwark]

Don't Take Medical Advice From The Very Stable Genius Or, Really, Anyone Who Appears On Fox News [Wonkette]

Your Daily Dose Of Meghan McCain [Pajiba]

Jake Tapper Is Not Impressed With Bill De Blasio's Proposed Ticker Tape Parade For Health Care Workers [Mediaite]

Joe Biden/Michelle Obama 2020? Yes, Please [CBS Pittsburgh]

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Ben Schwartz Gets The Eleven Questions Treatment [The A.V. Club]

Netflix Is Racking Up New Subscribers [The Hollywood Reporter]

Elmo Will Have His Own Late Night Talk Show On HBO Max [Vulture]

'The Internet' Discovered Adam Driver Was Once A Marine [DListed]

The Iconic Ben's Chili Bowl Is In Trouble [ABC News]

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A Creative At Lululemon Is Out Of A Job After Posting A Racist Tee Shirt On Instagram [Jezebel]

Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey And Amanda Dobbins Rank The Best Erotic Thrillers To Watch In Quarantine [The Big Picture Podcast]

Boston's Museum Of Science Is Slashing Staff [WBUR]

Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Are Looking Into Buying The Mets [Variety]

Chris Cuomo Made A Big To-Do About Finally Leaving His Basement, Even Though He's Been Out And About (And Fighting With Strangers) Already [New York Magazine]

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Jeets May Have To Wait A Year For His Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony [Newsday]

The First Lawsuit Over The Demise Of The XFL Has Been Filed [USA Today]

Rob Gronkowski Is Coming Out Of Retirement To Reunite With His BFF [Yahoo! Sports]

I Hope Someone Was Fired For This Blunder [NBC Washington]

The Chargers Will Have New Uniforms If The 2020 NFL Season Ever Starts [Deadspin]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Dennis Miller Live [1994]
Veep [2012]

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