Come Right Up And Greet The Bone Collector!!!! It wasn't all that good a show, it at times played like a watered down version of the 1999 movie it was based on, but the lead actor was good. Russell Hornsby would ideally play the lead on a better show now, but its not like being the main foe to The Bone Collector was without its showboating scenes! Here's To You Terrible Idea For An Ongoing TV Show! Here's Lookin' At You Lincoln Rhymes (and the Hunt for The Bone Collector!!!) (swigs cantor) This is What's On for March 13th 2020
Streaming:
Netflix has several shows premiering tonight--so here's a list of titles.
100 Humans
Beastars
Blood Ride
Vahalla Murders
Women of the Night
The 2nd Season Premiere of "Kingdom"
The 3rd Season Premiere of "Elite"
Amazon has something called Pale Horse premiering tonight as well as something called Jessy & Nessy.
Disney Plus has a new episode of Star Wars The Clone Wars (and I promised Amadeus that I would give that show a Top Pick at some point sooo expect that in the near future I guess???)
And Apple TV has a new episode of Amazing Stories.
Broadcast:
8:00
MacGyver (CBS): When Russ's first love is kidnapped by the same rebels he fought during his private military contract days, he takes Phoenix Group to a small impoverished town to get rid of these rebels for good. (So its The Magnificent Seven done CBS style?!?!?!?)
Lincoln Rhymes and the Hunt for the Bone Collector (NBC): Top Pick of the night goes to something I couldn't resist giving Top Pick status to one last time--the exquisitely stupidly named show goes out tonight with two (count 'em) TWO back to back episodes "The Bone Collector's name and face are all over the news, Staying one step ahead of the team, The Bone Collector puts his ultimate revenge plan
into action by targeting those closest to Lincoln including Amelia. (NO NOT AMELIA!!! YOU LEAVE AMELIA ALONE BONE COLLECTOR!!!!!) (What? Its a slow night!!!)
Shark Tank (ABC): A mother spends a huge amount of money on her healthier beverage alternative for kids; the next Air BNB; a way to maintain calm on car rides with kids; a portable way to maintain authentic flavor when cooking Italian dishes; an update on Everlywell. (This will get designated Top Pick status one Friday night, this I swear or my name's not Lincoln Rhymes!!!) (Its Not?!?!?!?)
Friday Night Smackdown (FOX): Well the world may be shutting down everything thanks to you know the pandemic, but if its Friday, I can tell you that Smackdowns will be given out, handed down, and passed around---No Pandemic Is Strong Enough To Keep The Smackdowns From Reaching Their Intended Targets!!! (meaning the viewers I guess????)
Penn and Teller Fool Us (The CW): Rerun filler for what would've been a rerun of Charmed anyways.
RuPaul's Drag Race (VH1): The drag queens must flex their comedic improv skills (Oy) when they audition for a new TV show titled "World's Worst" (which conceptually is the exact opposite of last year's short lived CBS variety show "World's Best"); Olivia Munn guest judges. (nods)
Bunk'd (Disney): Finn is not pleased when he finds his mom's boyfriend Dan is coming to visit Camp Kikiwaka. (How long does the summer last on this show anyways?!?!?!?)
Kindred Spirits (Travel): Spirits haunt a desolate island off the coast of Newport Rhode Island. (Sure they do!!!)
Supernanny (Lifetime): SUPERNANNY!!!!!!
Pride and Prejudice and Mistletoe (Hallmark): Once again this one gets shown. Lacey Chabert stars as a woman who cannot stop eating the mistletoe everytime she finds herself under it, but she has too much pride to admit that she has a problem. The prejudice comes from the other people shunning her for her odd snacking habits! (Don't Snack Shame Her Society!!!!)
8:30
Gabby Duran and the Unsittibles (Disney): Gabby and Wesley accidentally cause a disaster during party prep for Luchacho's 25th Annniversary, they get banned and let an alien lay eggs in the carnitas. (Funny enough, an alien laying eggs is exactly how this current Corona Virus thing got started!)
9:00
Hawaii 5-0 (CBS): The team investigates a scheme to rob tourists; Tani helps Gerard Hirsch (WILLIE GARSON!!!!!!) prove the innocence of his elderly uncle when he's suspected of murder; Tani and Junior work on the nuances of being in a new relationship. (WILLIE GARSON!!!!) (MOZZIE!!!!) (Only three episodes of this show left--two after tonight!!!) (I'll Miss You H50!!!!)
Lincoln Rhymes and the Hunt for the Bone Collector (NBC): And in the finale of the show--Lincoln is forced to save his son Camden by putting himself at risk and confronting The Bone Collector (Never heard of him!) in a deadly face off. (Nods) (THE BONE COLLECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!11!!!!)
20/20 (ABC): a woman who acted as bait in a plan by authorities to arrest her husband in a CA kidnapping case shares her story. (And Its Exactly Two Hours Long!!! How Convenient!!!!)
Whose Line? (The CW): 2 reruns from last summer once again fill in for what would've been a rerun of Nu-Dynasty. (one has Adrienne Houghton...and the other episode is Jonathan Magnum 7)
Great Performances (PBS): JULIUS CAESAR--The Shakespeare play is cast with all women and set inside a women's prison in this production from 2018.
Diners, Drive Ins and Dives (Food): An Italian place in Boston is serving real deal meats; a popular eatery in Cooperstown NY is serving up some major league burgers; and a ramen spot in El Paso Texas that Guy Fierri apparently discovered like a week before they shot this.
Gold Rush (Discovery): Parker seeks a gold rich claim in Australia that he can mine year round. (You mean this show isn't already on the air year round?!?!?!?)
Portals To Hell (Travel): This show premieres its 2nd season tonight. (Really? It hasn't already been on for like 8 years at this point?!?!?!?) The show explores a haunted jail in Paulding Ohio!
The Trade (Showtime): Magda and her brother in law try to jump on a cargo train headed for the US border; a family in Mexico mourns the death of their son who drowned trying to cross the river into the US; Agent Ramirez tries to take down a smuggling cell.
Gomer Pyle (MeTV): Sgt. Carter who always sings off key insists on performing with the platoon chorus.
9:30
Green Acres (MeTV): Oliver explains the facts of life to Eb, who is smitten with a girl. (Hey i remember this one!!!!)
10:00
Blue Bloods (CBS): Frank and Garrett try to convince Mayor Chase to work better with others to properly run the city; Danny and Baez try to track down the person who vandalized several NYPD vehicles with anti-cop grafitti; Erin is shaken after a car accident. (CBS? CBS? CBS?)
Dateline (NBC): When a South Carolina coroner arrives at the scene of a car accident to find his friend deceased, he notices some unusual markings on her body and thinks the death looks suspicious. (DATELINE FEVER!)
The Weekly (FX): "Balaraba shares her story of being kidnapped by Boko Haram fighters as a teen and how she refused to carry out a suicide bombing and somehow lived to tell the tale" (When did Friday become a place for Investigative Jornalist Shows?!?!?!?)
Strike Back (Cinemax): Mac defies orders to keep his team members safe; Suspecting theft, Zayef plans to deploy the station military tech during a U.N. conference in Munich; Section 20 heads west when a showdown of epic proportion awaits. (Strike Back! Strike Back! Strike Back!)
Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO): Is it gonna even be on tonight??? The way things are going now, I wouldn't be too sure about this even airing tonight! Stay Tuned I guess???
11:00
High Maintenance (HBO): When a patient asks her out on a date, dental hygienist Nora wonders if she can put her needs first for once; 2 former friends share an awkward ride and the Guy has an interesting ride share experience of his own. (Hiiigh Maintenace Is The Place To Be---Farrrrm Living Is The Life For Me?????)
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY (WELL YOU KNOW TRY TO AT LEAST) AND REMEMBER THE BONE COLLECTOR (No One's Gonna Remember The Existence Of This Stupid Show Matthew!!!!)
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