The Towering Trumpferno And Other Friday Headlines

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Who Will Diamond Joe Tap To Be His Veep? [Rolling Stone]

Go Lick A Doorknob, Donnie [Fox News]

File Under: No Shit, Sherlock [The Bulwark]

Nice Things! [Wonkette]

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BETTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! [Page Six]

Oh, The Morning Show Was Filming A Second Season? Shrug [The Hollywood Reporter]

An Updated List Of Entertainment Events Being Impacted By The Coronavirus [The A.V. Club]

Nothing Is Getting Between This Pussy And Her Love Of Snacks [The Dodo Via MSN]

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If You're Stuck At Home, Here's Some Free Ways To Amuse Yourself [DCist]

'How To Stop Touching Your Face' [Jezebel]

The Office Ladies On 'The Secret' [Earwolf]

Joy Behar Is Bailing On The View For Now [Variety Via Yahoo!]

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Rudy Gobert Apologized For Being A Stupid Dickhead [Boston]

Some Events For The Kentucky Derby Festival Have Been Postponed [Courier-Journal]

Mark Cuban Thinks The NBA Will Finish Its Season Over The Summer [New York Post]

'How Tom Brady's Future Fits Into The History Of Icons Leaving Their Forever Teams' [The Ringer]

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**Programming Note**
It's not possible to keep updating this until post time with the ever-changing COVID-19 news.

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Ropers [1979]
T.J. Hooker [1982]
The New Adventures Of Old Christine [2006]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - OLLIE