Our Big Fat Freak President And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Anatomy Of A Viral Lie' [The Bulwark]

Melons Canceled The White House Easter Egg Roll [Town & Country]

Newt Gingrich Is Still A Moron [Wonkette]

Rush Limbaugh Is Still A Giant Piece Of Shit [The Daily Beast]

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The Olivier Awards Have Been Canceled [Vulture]

Chef Joanne Chang On The Challenges Faced By Restaurateurs; José Andrés Will Continue To Feed The Needy With On-The-Go Meals [WGBH YouTube/New York Post]

Fiona Apple Knew Coke Wasn't For Her After Beinig 'Trapped In A Screening Room' With Coked Up Then-Boyfriend Paul Thomas Anderson And Quentin Tarantino [DListed]

A Peek At My Big Fat Greek Wedding's Record-Holding Box Office Title [The A.V. Club]

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The Entertainment Shutdown Is Leaving Some Shows In A Lurch [Deadline]

How To Exercise At Home Instead Of A Gym [DCist]

Is Chris Cuomo Hot? No. Next Question? [Jezebel]

RIP Lyle Waggoner & Maggie Griffin, Mother Of Kathy [The Hollywood Reporter/Entertainment Weekly]

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The French Open Has Been Rescheduled To September [Tennis]

Four Players For The Brooklyn Nets Tested Positive [Yahoo! Sports]

Drew Brees Re-Signed With The Saints [NFL]

Justin Verlander Had Groin Surgery [Houston Chronicle]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Greatest American Hero [1981]
Better Off Ted [2009]
Bates Motel [2013]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PINO