It's Reich, You Know... And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'The ChinaVirus Pivot' [The Bulwark]

A Fucking Moron Is In The White House [Wonkette]


How The GOP Became Anti-Intellectual [The Washington Post]

Rand Paul Is An Asshole, You Don't Say [CNN]

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Ranking Curb Your Enthusiasm [The Ringer]

Kim Kartrashian Is Still A Piece Of Shit [The Hollywood Reporter]

'The Right Way To Cancel Everything' [Town & Country]

Harvey Weinstein Tested Positive For Coronavirus? Good [Variety]

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'Little Free Libraries' Are Being Stocked With Essentials Right Now [Mental Floss Via MSN]

Can We Just Blast Woody Allen *And* Mia Farrow Into The Sun? [Page Six]

The National Zoo Artificially Inseminated Mei Xiang [DCist]

Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ Is Preggers [Pajiba]

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Dick Pound Says The Olympics Will Be Postponed [USA Today]

Vin Scully Sees The Goodness In People Coming Out Now [Awful Announcing]

Colin Kaepernick's Crusade Is 'Deeply Personal' For Some [Deadspin]

Yeah, Jeremy Jacobs Sucks [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres
Beat The Clock [March 23, 1950]
The Bold & The Beautiful [March 23, 1987]
The Late Late Show With James Corden [March 23, 2015]
Flo [March 24, 1980]
Nightline [March 24, 1980]
It's Like, You Know... [March 24, 1999]
The Office [March 24, 2005]
Hannah Montana [March 24, 2006]

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