Happy Evacuation Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Fuck You, Yertle [Wonkette]

How Nice, Fox News Is No Longer Denying That Coronavirus Is A Threat [The Washington Post]

Donnie's 'Mission Accomplished' Moment [Twitter]

David Clarke Is Still A Giant Asshole [Right Wing Watch]

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Saturday Night Live Is On Hiatus For The Time Being [CNN]

The 2020 Met Gala Is Off [Page Six]

Anna Wintour Endorses Joe [Vogue]

Idris Elba Tested Positive For The Virus [NBC2]

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Brad And Maeby Are Still 'Hanging Out' [DListed]

RuPaul Is A Fracker [Gizmodo]

The Met Is Offering Free Streaming Of Operas [Pure Wow]

Big Brother Germany Will Show The Participants Being Informed Of The Coronavirus In A 'Special Live Episode' [The Guardian]

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TIL Pardon The Interruption Is Still A Thing [Awful Announcing]

Why Does Rick Pitino Get Any More Chances To Coach? [Deadspin]

'Quarantine Nation' [The Bill Simmons Podcast]

The Kentucky Derby Is Postponed [Louisville Courier-Journal]

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Notable Television Premieres
Justified [2010]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - LILAC