Better Living Through Sophistry And Other Friday Headlines

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'Who Or What The Hell Is Chanel Rion?' [Wonkette]

Byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee, Bitch [The Daily Beast]

Larry Wilmore Interviews New York Times Reporter Conor Dougherty [Black On The Air Podcast]

That Mean, Mean Media [The Washington Post]

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Amazon Is Turning 'The Stolen Kids Of Sarah Lawrence' Into A Miniseries [Vulture]

Emma Stone Postponed Her Wedding [DListed]

Cannes 2020 Is Also On The Shelf [The Wrap]

'The High Hopes (And Eventual Dread) Of Kennedy-Era Filmmaking' [The Ringer]

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Social Distancing Between Humans Is Actually Helping Shelter Animals Find New Companions; Sir Anthony Hopkins Is Treating His Cat To SRO Piano Concerts At Home [DCist/Page Six]

Enjoy Some Musical Theatre From Your Living Room [Playbill]

One Bakery Is Hanging In There By Making 'Quarantine Cakes' [People Via MSN]

One Day At A Time's Gloria Calderón Kellett [The A.V. Club]

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Debunking The Myth That Sports Can 'Heal' Us In Trying Times [Deadspin]

Everything To Watch In Lieu Of March Madness [Awful Announcing]

Tawmmy Got His Pre-Signing Physical For The Bucs [Tampa Bay Times]

Even If The 2020 MLB Season Ever Starts, It's Already Over For Chris Sale [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

All Is Forgiven [1986]
Party Down [2009]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - STELLA